Urinating Sitting Down: An Inquiry

[Bob Dole]

If Bob Dole wakes up in the night, Bob Dole can't get back to sleep if he turns on any lights. The darkness pretty much mandates a sitting session.

If Bob Dole is drunk and at home, Bob Dole tends to sit, simply to avoid the subsequent cleanup issues.

If Bob Dole had a cleaning wench, Bob Dole would probably choose the "manly" method.