A social Commentary by Iowanian

[Iowanian]

3 constipated days of frenzied eating
my friends I cannot lie.
When its time to drop the bricks I'm building
this poster might just die.

2 girls and their cup have nothing
their time is over, they can suck it.
The hottest coming interweb craze?
1 Io-wanian, 1 bucket?

So, good night old Kris Kringle
Another Year until I see ya.
If I've been a good Boy this year
I'll wake up with Diarhea.