Deadly snake bites penis

[Bugeater]

Originally Posted by Dimension2112

Maybe he was taking a shit? it did come up between his legs ya know.

Well shit, that possibility never occurred to me. If that's the case, then the question should be who the hell takes a dump on the side of the road?

[2112]

Originally Posted by GoBo

Well shit, that possibility never occurred to me. If that's the case, then the question should be who the hell takes a dump on the side of the road?

If it's in Australia, there is a lot of ''woods'' as we call it on the east coast. Aussies call it ''the bush''. I don't know what you backwoods Midwestern farmers call it, but it's readily available over there. and it's better than shitting in your pants.

[Bugeater]

Originally Posted by Dimension2112

If it's in Australia, there is a lot of ''woods'' as we call it on the east coast. Aussies call it ''the bush''. I don't know what you backwoods Midwestern farmers call it, but it's readily available over there. and it's better than shitting in your pants.

Well here in the midwest us hayseeds have these things called "rest areas" where you can take care of that business. Or if nothing else one could stop at a "gas station" and use the "bathroom" there.

[2112]

Originally Posted by GoBo

Well here in the midwest us hayseeds have these things called "rest areas" where you can take care of that business. Or if nothing else one could stop at a "gas station" and use the "bathroom" there.

I'll tell you something. I was driving from St Louis to Cincinnati about 5 years ago. this girl was driving the car and I was drinking beers in that car at about 12:00am on Route 70 in either Illinois or Indiana (don't remember). but I told her to stop, and I took a leak while drinking my beer right in the middle of the road. there were no cars or lights from horizon to horizon. there is no place around here you can do that. we have things called mountains, and hills and trees over in this part of the country, young fella.

[Bugeater]

Originally Posted by Dimension2112

I'll tell you something. I was driving from St Louis to Cincinnati about 5 years ago. this girl was driving the car and I was drinking beers in that car at about 12:00am on Route 70 in either Illinois or Indiana (don't remember). but I told her to stop, and I took a leak while drinking my beer right in the middle of the road. there were no cars or lights from horizon to horizon. there is no place around here you can do that. we have things called mountains, and hills and trees over in this part of the country, young fella.

I get taking a leak on the side of the road, I've done that a bazillion times. And we have hills and trees here, it's not just a big flat wasteland like you east coasters seem to think.

[2112]

Originally Posted by GoBo

I get taking a leak on the side of the road, I've done that a bazillion times. And we have hills and trees here, it's not just a big flat wasteland like you east coasters seem to think.

I make sure I go through my routine of taking a shit every morning to get that mishap out of the way. coffee is the key for me.