Hamas gets jumped

[DaneMcCloud]

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

So I'm out at this bar celebrating my bday, and I'm in a bathroom. Some Chinese whore walks in and says "what I'm I?" and I say "A Chinwoman?"...So to retaliate, the rat bitch throws a beer in my face ten minutes later.

Thus, later I go outside, where said ****ing c*nt whore is, and throw an entire ****ing beer in her face. I proceed to get jumped by 10 guys, who act like I'm the mother****er who started the fight, unknowing of the fact that some c*nt tossed a beer in my face because I got fucking doused by some rat whore.

Big ****ing deal, they're all c*nts in the end.

In re-reading your thread starter, I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt an assume one of two things:

1. She had a case of mistaken identity. In that case, I would have asked her "WTF?"

B. You banged her and forgot about it. In that, I would have asked her "WTF"?

In either case, you're ****ed

Such is life in a college town.

We should all be so lucky.