News Hamas gets jumped - Page 5

'Hamas' Jenkins · 08-10-2008, 12:28 AM

So I'm out at this bar celebrating my bday, and I'm in a bathroom. Some Chinese whore walks in and says "what I'm I?" and I say "A Chinwoman?"...So to retaliate, the rat bitch throws a beer in my face ten minutes later.

Thus, later I go outside, where said ****ing c*nt whore is, and throw an entire ****ing beer in her face. I proceed to get jumped by 10 guys, who act like I'm the mother****er who started the fight, unknowing of the fact that some c*nt tossed a beer in my face because I got fucking doused by some rat whore.

Big ****ing deal, they're all c*nts in the end.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 08-10-2008, 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

In re-reading your thread starter, I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt an assume one of two things:

1. She had a case of mistaken identity. In that case, I would have asked her "WTF?"

B. You banged her and forgot about it. In that, I would have asked her "WTF"?

In either case, you're ****ed

Such is life in a college town.

We should all be so lucky.

1. She's a crazy whore
B. I'm married

2. She needs to die.

Yes, I'm "fucked", but I'm not going to down w/o a fight.

**DaneMcCloud** · 08-10-2008, 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou

Heh, seems I can't rep you again until I spread it around a bit. As for that health thing, I'm on it. Can't live on just cheese, beer, beef and jalapenos... but damnit, I'd like to.

Jalapenos on hot dogs. Hmmm....

Jalapenos on hot dogs with cheese...Heaven.

Take care of yourself and take yearly physicals (it's a terrible but necessary PITA). Not to preach (well, I am!) but you owe to your boys.

I have a newborn and there's nothing more important in my life than her.

And my health.

**KcMizzou** · 08-10-2008, 01:24 AM

Hey Dane... I like that option one was "1", and option two was "B"...

Classic.

**DaneMcCloud** · 08-10-2008, 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

1. She's a crazy whore
B. I'm married

2. She needs to die.

Yes, I'm "fucked", but I'm not going to down w/o a fight.

Eh, fights are for kids.

It's not worth it for someone to pull a knife or a gun or some kind of crazy vendetta.

Walk the **** away and get on with your life.

That shit is not worth it.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 08-10-2008, 01:24 AM

My favorite part...

"No...I'm Korean.."

and then she throws the beer on me.

Sorry for the unassuming joke while you barged in on my evacuation.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 08-10-2008, 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

Eh, fights are for kids.

It's not worth it for someone to pull a knife or a gun or some kind of crazy vendetta.

Walk the **** away and get on with your life.

That shit is not worth it.

Yes, you are correct, but I still wanted to beat her boyfriend to death. Drunken aggression I guess

**Rausch** · 08-10-2008, 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

My favorite part...

"No...I'm Korean.."

and then she throws the beer on me.

Sorry for the unassuming joke while you barged in on my evacuation.

See?

Friggen Mencia is relevant now, isn't he bidge?...

**DaneMcCloud** · 08-10-2008, 01:26 AM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou

Hey Dane... I like that option one was "1", and option two was "B"...

Classic.

I work in Hollywood.

I can't tell you how many people have said that to me (even a director this very evening!).

I WISH I could share all the craziness I experience out here.

I don't know if I'm blessed or cursed!

**DaneMcCloud** · 08-10-2008, 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Yes, you are correct, but I still wanted to beat her boyfriend to death. Drunken aggression I guess

Ah, Bro.

My best advice (for whatever that's worth!) is to just walk away, enjoy your wife and enjoy your life.

There are way too many crazy ass people out there and sadly, too many people die for dumb reasons.

Enjoy your life to the fullest and forget about dumbasses.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 08-10-2008, 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

Ah, Bro.

My best advice (for whatever that's worth!) is to just walk away, enjoy your wife and enjoy your life.

There are way too many crazy ass people out there and sadly, too many people die for dumb reasons.

Enjoy your life to the fullest and forget about dumbasses.

Thanks dude. Appreciated.

08-10-2008, 01:37 AM

Seriously though, you're way smarter than this. Your ego is gonna get you hurt one day.

ZootedGranny · 08-10-2008, 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

If you wanna throw a beer in my face...fine, but do it because you have some philosophical disagreement with me, not because you ask what race are you and I tell you a chinawoman..

**DaneMcCloud** · 08-10-2008, 01:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

Seriously though, you're way smarter than this. Your ego is gonna get you hurt one day.

Exactly.

Jaco Pastorius was killed in a bar fight.

Brilliant people from all walks of life are killed for no reason.

Don't be another statistic.

**KcMizzou** · 08-10-2008, 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by ZootedGranny

Well look at that morose mother****er over there....

**DaneMcCloud** · 08-10-2008, 01:42 AM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou

Well look at that morose mother****er over there....

Well that's because he's out of his element

08-10-2008, 12:28 AM
'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $7129572	Hamas gets jumped So I'm out at this bar celebrating my bday, and I'm in a bathroom. Some Chinese whore walks in and says "what I'm I?" and I say "A Chinwoman?"...So to retaliate, the rat bitch throws a beer in my face ten minutes later. Thus, later I go outside, where said ***ing cnt whore is, and throw an entire **ing beer in her face. I proceed to get jumped by 10 guys, who act like I'm the mother*er who started the fight, unknowing of the fact that some cnt tossed a beer in my face because I got fucking doused by some rat whore. Big ***ing deal, they're all cnts in the end.
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'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $7129572	My favorite part... "No...I'm Korean.." and then she throws the beer on me. Sorry for the unassuming joke while you barged in on my evacuation. __________________ "When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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