I've got those NFL off-season blues

[MikeMaslowski]

Originally Posted by Nzoner

I'm hungover as ****
I've got nasty nasty gas
My cat is looking at me as if I'm a stranger
And I can't go back to sleep


SHOOT ME!!

OOOO... I'm good at these!

Your cat ate your cocaine and drank your everclear. You got pissed and ate your cat, which gave you gas, got you drunk and tweeked you out. You momentarily passed out and left the window open. A stray neighborhood cat that looks like your cat jumped in your window and is looking at you funny now.

So... now you are hungover, got gas from eating cat meat, are tweekin so you cant sleep and a stray ****ing cat is scratching up your sofa.


I win.