larry the cableguy roast

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Originally Posted by SportsRacer

Since when is the CC Roast the standard for comedy? Every roast is the same ****ing thing. Norm MacDonald is the only guy to do anything different at one of those. Patton Oswalt's stand-up albums are brilliant, and to dismiss his spot-on analysis of Mencia's shittiness because of three minutes he did at the roast of William Shatner is reeruned.

Also, you're reeruned.

Tell you what; when you learn how to identify a Quarterback that's actually worth a flying ****, then you can come school in the ways of entertainment.

In the meantime, shove a carrot up your ass and hokey-pokey on down to the docks where you will charter a Herpes Boat to Haiti in your quest to pick the ripened fruit of an AIDS Tree.

Mother****er.