larry the cableguy roast

[Thig Lyfe]

Originally Posted by Darth CarlSatan

There's not ENOUGH goddamned silence around these parts!


I was listening to Cheech and Chong, George Carlin, and Flip Wilson records when you were barely an itch in your daddy's pants!
So don't try to ****ing tell me what constitutes cerebral or high-brow comedy; I was ahead of the curve when you were still in diapers young man!

Flip Wilson was great. How could somebody who likes Flip Wilson find Carlos Mencia at all entertaining?

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Originally Posted by SportsRacer

Flip Wilson was great. How could somebody who likes Flip Wilson find Carlos Mencia at all entertaining?

Because the guy has no boundaries; everyone get's equal love and hate. His overall shtick is at the very least a fork in the road compared to George Lopez.
I like his skits more than I like the stand up, but unlike Dane Cook; I can actually finish watching his stand up.

Tell me that shit he does Mario Lopez isn't funny. Tell me "person of Hispanic heritage Man" isn't funny. I grew up watching SNL from the beginning. From the original cast to Murphy, to Farley, Carvey, Myers, Meadows, etc., and I think I have a pretty good bead on what constitutes "funny".

This forum is the ONLY place I know of that I visit regularly, that has 'Hate Posse' for Mencia.

[Thig Lyfe]

Originally Posted by Darth CarlSatan

Tell me that shit he does Mario Lopez isn't funny.

It isn't.

Originally Posted by Darth CarlSatan

Tell me "person of Hispanic heritage Man" isn't funny.

It isn't.

Originally Posted by Darth CarlSatan

This forum is the ONLY place I know of that I visit regularly, that has 'Hate Posse' for Mencia.

You must not know a lot of places.

Patton Oswalt sums up why Mencia sucks pretty well:

Originally Posted by Patton Oswalt

He’s a guy who announces he’s about to be edgy, starts a joke, in the middle of it stops to remind you he’s being edgy, and then congratulates the audience when he’s done with a joke for being brave enough to get through his edginess, and then warns them he’s about to be edgy again. If he would stop with the three warnings and the one congratulation for being edgy, he could cram three more jokes in there. Does he realize that? The truly edgy and dangerous are the ones that are puzzled by people’s reactions.

[Fish]

Originally Posted by Darth CarlSatan

Because the guy has no boundaries; everyone get's equal love and hate. His overall shtick is at the very least a fork in the road compared to George Lopez.
I like his skits more than I like the stand up, but unlike Dane Cook; I can actually finish watching his stand up.

Tell me that shit he does Mario Lopez isn't funny. Tell me "person of Hispanic heritage Man" isn't funny. I grew up watching SNL from the beginning. From the original cast to Murphy, to Farley, Carvey, Myers, Meadows, etc., and I think I have a pretty good bead on what constitutes "funny".

This forum is the ONLY place I know of that I visit regularly, that has 'Hate Posse' for Mencia.

I wouldn't exactly hold up SNL as the ideal standard for humor.... especially when comparing it to standup.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Originally Posted by SportsRacer

It isn't.

Says you, and who cares.



It isn't.

See above.



You must not know a lot of places.

No, I must not hang out with a bunch of wannabe or failed comics.

Patton Oswalt sums up why Mencia sucks pretty well:

So says the ****ing "Dud Boy" of every CC Roast thus far? For the love of ****; Snoop Dogg wiped the ****ing stage with that midget!

Originally Posted by KC Fish

I wouldn't exactly hold up SNL as the ideal standard for humor.... especially when comparing it to standup.

I certainly wouldn't hold the current cast as a standard, and that's for damn sure.

[KcMizzou]

I find DCS's taste in comedy completely... unsurprising.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Originally Posted by KcMizzou

I find DCS's taste in comedy completely... unsurprising.

George Carlin, Flip Wilson, C&C, Patrice O'Neal, Henry Rollins, Chris Rock, Ron White, Redd Foxx, Shearer, McKean, Guest, Hollywood Shuffle, Undercover Brother, Clerks, and anything Smith does that doesn't involve sappy, heartstring bullshit = Funny.

Adam Sandler, Ben Stiller, Lisa Lamponelli, Greg Geraldo, Joe "The Douche" Rogan, Owen Wilson, Joe ****ing Piscapo, and that annoying little ****stick that does all the "Rush Hour" movies with Jackie Chan;

"Your Cocktails are ready"!

[Thig Lyfe]

Originally Posted by Darth CarlSatan

So says the ****ing "Dud Boy" of every CC Roast thus far? For the love of ****; Snoop Dogg wiped the ****ing [I]stage with that midget!

Since when is the CC Roast the standard for comedy? Every roast is the same ****ing thing. Norm MacDonald is the only guy to do anything different at one of those. Patton Oswalt's stand-up albums are brilliant, and to dismiss his spot-on analysis of Mencia's shittiness because of three minutes he did at the roast of William Shatner is reeruned.

Also, you're reeruned.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Originally Posted by SportsRacer

Since when is the CC Roast the standard for comedy? Every roast is the same ****ing thing. Norm MacDonald is the only guy to do anything different at one of those. Patton Oswalt's stand-up albums are brilliant, and to dismiss his spot-on analysis of Mencia's shittiness because of three minutes he did at the roast of William Shatner is reeruned.

Also, you're reeruned.

Tell you what; when you learn how to identify a Quarterback that's actually worth a flying ****, then you can come school in the ways of entertainment.

In the meantime, shove a carrot up your ass and hokey-pokey on down to the docks where you will charter a Herpes Boat to Haiti in your quest to pick the ripened fruit of an AIDS Tree.

Mother****er.

[kcxiv]

Originally Posted by Darth CarlSatan

Tell you what; when you learn how to identify a Quarterback that's actually worth a flying ****, then you can come school in the ways of entertainment.

In the meantime, shove a carrot up your ass and hokey-pokey on down to the docks where you will charter a Herpes Boat to Haiti in your quest to pick the ripened fruit of an AIDS Tree.

Mother****er.

Hmm... you do know that people hell most if not everyone on here disagree's with you on this topic. Also, from what you said above that this is the only site you visit frequently that has hate for Mencia, wtf kind of sites do you visit? Every site i have been to all pretty much agree Mencia isnt ****ing funny at all.

I am sure some of his shit is funny, but everytime i have tried to watch him, all i can think of, and this reerun is making money off this shit. Well, shit.

[Thig Lyfe]

Originally Posted by Darth CarlSatan

Tell you what; when you learn how to identify a Quarterback that's actually worth a flying ****, then you can come school in the ways of entertainment.

In the meantime, shove a carrot up your ass and hokey-pokey on down to the docks where you will charter a Herpes Boat to Haiti in your quest to pick the ripened fruit of an AIDS Tree.

Mother****er.

Hahahaha what the **** does my ironic appreciation for Tyler Thigpen have to do with comedy?

You defend Mencia, you lose all cred when it comes to conversations about comedy. That's just how it is.

[MTG#10]

Originally Posted by Darth CarlSatan

So says the ****ing "Dud Boy" of every CC Roast thus far? For the love of ****; Snoop Dogg wiped the ****ing stage with that midget!

I just watched the Flavor Flav roast for the first time and remembered this post you made. Wiped the stage with him? All he said to him was he looked like Jack Osbourne. Thats it. Nothing else.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Originally Posted by MTG#10

I just watched the Flavor Flav roast for the first time and remembered this post you made. Wiped the stage with him? All he said to him was he looked like Jack Osbourne. Thats it. Nothing else.

Oi!

Snoop's entire presentation was better than Oswalds. And one of the two get's PAID to be a comedian.

And it's not Snoop.


And Snoop was better than Oswald.