Jackoff Material for all the Mark Sanchez Lovers

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie

10 million people in NYC will simultaneously have an orgasm.
Ed Sullivan will come back to life to introduce him
"New York has never been a witness to as much excitement as this. The Beatles weren't shit compared to this young man who has taken the city by storm with his unparalleled resume, having played over 16 college football games!!!!!"
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And the Doors WITH Jim Morrison will be invited back to the Sullivan Show, and they will provide the musical backdrop to the mass of humanity parade that will follow Sanchez down Avenue of the Americas and all the way to the lower east side where Sanchez will take the outdoor stage at Thompkins Square Park and begin jamming "Raw Power" with Iggy and The while simultaneously throwing laser-guided, free NFL-spec footballs to all in attendance, be they in the front or 20 city blocks away.

His Will Be Done.