Hodgepodge

[Delano]

Originally Posted by JD10367

Not to mention I have a seething hatred for the Broncos, Raiders, and Chargers, who are all comprised of kitten-drowning butt-pirates and who I hope collectively never sniff a Super Bowl again, unless it's to feel the pain of going 16-0 and then losing like we did.

OH HAI COOL BRAH.

[JD10367]

Originally Posted by Delano

OH HAI COOL BRAH.

God, I can't stand those #$&*ers. The Broncos, who always seem to own the Patriots' ass at Mile High, winning those Super Bowls with horseface Elway and Sharpe screaming, "Call out the National Guard, we're killing them!" and those stupid #$^&ing fans with their, "IN-COM-PLETE!" chant, and the "Mile High" advantage, and Shanahan the ratface mother#^$&er.... Then you have the "" with their Gene Simmons-wannabe fans and Al "The Cryptkeeper" Davis and half the felons in the NFL (at least the ones who aren't in Dallas or playing linebacker for Baltimore)... and the Chargers, with LdT the crying pussbag who pouts on the sidelines with his helmet on and whines about "classiness", whose fans act like they sh*t chocolate pudding just 'cause they live where the weather's nice even though their team wears powder blue and has a gay theme song from the disco era ("San Di-E-Go... Super CHAR-gers!")... Man, your division sucks even worse than ours.

[luv]

Originally Posted by JD10367

God, I can't stand those #$&*ers. The Broncos, who always seem to own the Patriots' ass at Mile High, winning those Super Bowls with horseface Elway and Sharpe screaming, "Call out the National Guard, we're killing them!" and those stupid #$^&ing fans with their, "IN-COM-PLETE!" chant, and the "Mile High" advantage, and Shanahan the ratface mother#^$&er.... Then you have the "" with their Gene Simmons-wannabe fans and Al "The Cryptkeeper" Davis and half the felons in the NFL (at least the ones who aren't in Dallas or playing linebacker for Baltimore)... and the Chargers, with LdT the crying pussbag who pouts on the sidelines with his helmet on and whines about "classiness", whose fans act like they sh*t chocolate pudding just 'cause they live where the weather's nice even though their team wears powder blue and has a gay theme song from the disco era ("San Di-E-Go... Super CHAR-gers!")... Man, your division sucks even worse than ours.

And then there were the Chiefs who were managed by a baffoon, coached by a moron, and has LJ who constantly needs his diapers changed. It's okay. We've won 6 games in two years. We know we have had faults, too.

[JD10367]

Originally Posted by luv

And then there were the Chiefs who were managed by a baffoon, coached by a moron, and had LJ who constantly needs his diapers changed. It's okay. We've won 6 games in two years. We know we have had faults, too.

Yeah, but you guys have been long-suffering, especially in that division with those other ass-masters. I've always loathed the Raiders (who doesn't really, aside from the people in Oakland... but then again, who doesn't loathe Oakland... even the people who live there loathe it) as well as the Broncos. The Chargers, honestly, I didn't really mind, until they got "good" again recently and became sh*theads, with LdT and that trash-talking QB who ain't done sh*t yet but yaps like he's Joe Montana (although admittedly the way he sacked up and played against the Patriots while injured earned him some points). But you really don't have to worry about the Chargers since they have the Norv Factor working against them there.

Of course, I detest the other three teams in the East (Bills, Jets, Fins). Steelers suck balls as well, as do the Ravens. Hard to hate the Browns and Bengals 'cause they whack it. Don't really mind the South too much, although obviously not fond of the Colts with the Great Gazoo at QB (although they're easier to deal with without Saint Dungy around... but I'd still like to kick Bill Polian in the nuts so hard that he gets two lumps in his throat).

So, if the Pats can't win, I'd prefer the Chiefs do, then probably the Browns or Texans, then the Jags or Bengals, maybe Titans... the rest of the AFC can #$^& off.

NFC, aside from the obvious teams that are easy to hate (like the Cowboys), I don't have too much emnity since the AFC teams don't have to deal with them until the Super Bowl.

[luv]

Originally Posted by JD10367

Yeah, but you guys have been long-suffering, especially in that division with those other ass-masters. I've always loathed the Raiders (who doesn't really, aside from the people in Oakland... but then again, who doesn't loathe Oakland... even the people who live there loathe it) as well as the Broncos. The Chargers, honestly, I didn't really mind, until they got "good" again recently and became sh*theads, with LdT and that trash-talking QB who ain't done sh*t yet but yaps like he's Joe Montana (although admittedly the way he sacked up and played against the Patriots while injured earned him some points). But you really don't have to worry about the Chargers since they have the Norv Factor working against them there.

Of course, I detest the other three teams in the East (Bills, Jets, Fins). Steelers suck balls as well, as do the Ravens. Hard to hate the Browns and Bengals 'cause they whack it. Don't really mind the South too much, although obviously not fond of the Colts with the Great Gazoo at QB (although they're easier to deal with without Saint Dungy around... but I'd still like to kick Bill Polian in the nuts so hard that he gets two lumps in his throat).

So, if the Pats can't win, I'd prefer the Chiefs do, then probably the Browns or Texans, then the Jags or Bengals, maybe Titans... the rest of the AFC can #$^& off.

NFC, aside from the obvious teams that are easy to hate (like the Cowboys), I don't have too much emnity since the AFC teams don't have to deal with them until the Super Bowl.

It just boggles my mind that a Pats fan's second choice team could be the Chiefs. Of course, I've only following the Chiefs closely and learned more about football in general in the last five years.

[JD10367]

Originally Posted by luv

It just boggles my mind that a Pats fan's second choice team could be the Chiefs. Of course, I've only following the Chiefs closely and learned more about football in general in the last five years.

Why not? You guys aren't in our division. You fit my criteria (haven't won recently, and don't act like douchebags). You've got Pioli, who was good for us, as well as Cassel and Vrabel, who were also good for us. Your victory means, by necessity, pain and anguish for the Raiders, Broncos, and Chargers, three teams I despise. I'm not seeing too many drawbacks here.

@#$^ a duck. Lakers won. Crap sandwich.

[Delano]

Originally Posted by JD10367

Why not? You guys aren't in our division. You fit my criteria (haven't won recently, and don't act like douchebags). You've got Pioli, who was good for us, as well as Cassel and Vrabel, who were also good for us. Your victory means, by necessity, pain and anguish for the Raiders, Broncos, and Chargers, three teams I despise. I'm not seeing too many drawbacks here.

@#$^ a duck. Lakers won. Crap sandwich.

[luv]

Originally Posted by JD10367

Why not? You guys aren't in our division. You fit my criteria (haven't won recently, and don't act like douchebags). You've got Pioli, who was good for us, as well as Cassel and Vrabel, who were also good for us. Your victory means, by necessity, pain and anguish for the Raiders, Broncos, and Chargers, three teams I despise. I'm not seeing too many drawbacks here.

@#$^ a duck. Lakers won. Crap sandwich.

Okay. You can definitely stay.