-- Please instuct me as to how to land my neighbor's temporary roommate.

[sedated]

Originally Posted by Simply Red

Yes, I am the 'Alpha-Male'

the real alpha male has already started a conversation.

the real alpha male is the one who is going to be banging her when you finally text this weekend (I can already see the “sorry SR, I got plans already” text).

and the real alpha male never refers to himself as the alpha male