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Simply Red · 02:39 PM

So my neighbor (Sabrina) has a friend from Yale (Christie.) They never knew each other @ Yale. Funny, they met each other here. (Atlanta)

Anyway, so Sabrina and I are relatively close and we've done numerous things together, however she has a man in which she's holding-down a long-distance relationship w/. Welp, the other day we were running and she had casually mentioned that Christie (temp. roomy) and her had discussed small talk, like talking about guys and stuff (the prior night.) Sabrina (my neighbor) mentioned they'd eventually discussed 'guys.' She went on and on and illustrated that Christie is much different than that of herself (Sabrina.) In fact she'd mentioned Christie didn't think that it was a big deal at all hooking up w/ guys (as in sex.)

So, I was over there last night (briefly.) To try to meet Christie. She was very friendly to me. Well, Sabrina (my neighbor) is going out of town this weekend. I said: "Oh dear, I'd better get you my cell phone number in case you need anything while Sabrina's away." She replied, "That's a good idea" and then continued to tell me that she'd just called me and that the missed-call was her.

SO,

Pointers are really needed here, this girl is like 5'2" and petite w/ big blue eyes. 24 BTW she's a solid '8' if you don't mind the smaller petite ones.

**DeezNutz** · 08-05-2009, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc

Hey, if you can't beat 'em...

Rim shot. Uhh...

wutamess · 08-05-2009, 12:43 PM

Actually, it'd be fun to text her... "when you gonna let me tap dat ass?"
That's the coolest thing on the internets now.

wild1 · 08-05-2009, 12:49 PM

What? What are you waiting for?

Simply Red · 08-05-2009, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wutamess

Actually, it'd be fun to text her... "when you gonna let me tap dat ass?"
That's the coolest thing on the internets now.

wutamess · 08-05-2009, 12:55 PM

PLEASE DO IT and see what happens.
I doubt you fuggitup.
Just play it off as a joke if she responds crazy.

PLEASE!
I'd do it if I was out there... but I'm crazy like that.
However, she'll love your brute honesty

Simply Red · 08-05-2009, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wutamess

PLEASE DO IT and see what happens.
I doubt you fuggitup.
Just play it off as a joke if she responds crazy.

PLEASE!
I'd do it if I was out there... but I'm crazy like that.
However, she'll love your brute honesty

can't. I'm good friends w/ her roomy. I DEFINITELY don't wanna screw that up. LOL, otherwise I DEFINITELY would.

I think i'm going to ask her to come over and leave it at that.

wutamess · 08-05-2009, 01:00 PM

Well just ask her what her big plans are for the weekend. TODAY (as in NOW).

Simply Red · 08-05-2009, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by wild1

What? What are you waiting for?

my neighbor and her man to leave tomorrow to Charleston, that's what.

sedated · 08-05-2009, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red

my neighbor and her man to leave tomorrow to Charleston, that's what.

are you under the impression that the second you text her she's going to come running to your door?

sedated · 08-05-2009, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by wutamess

Actually, it'd be fun to text her... "when you gonna let me tap dat ass?"

it doesn't work

the people in that thread are liars

Simply Red · 08-05-2009, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by sedated

are you under the impression that the second you text her she's going to come running to your door?

Yes, I am the 'Alpha-Male'

Simply Red · 08-05-2009, 01:08 PM

I could ask her for a late night swim

wutamess · 08-05-2009, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red

I could ask her for a late night swim

Unless she has a not scared to sound needy guy already with her.

Text her now just to get a conversation started... This weekend you can text her to come over.

Stop being a GoChiefs.
You're going to let a prime opp get away. All over your anticipated stupidity in the waiting game.

Consistent1 · 08-05-2009, 01:13 PM

Hey SR. I have not read this whole deal. The parts that I did read included a reference to you going to meetings at at least one point. You do remember begging for prayers and all that crap recently AGAIN, right? There were a bunch of people trying to give you good advice even after going through this before. Pussy is good, we can all agree on that. You seem to be the type of guy sitting in a meeting thinking this chick is an easy lay, after all she drinks too much. If your mind is on that, forget about it. Go out to a bar and drink and get laid. If you are serious about being sober, forget the piece of ass for awhile. I also have some knowledge about those things, but I did not waste my time trying to reassure you when you were down for a day or two.

Simply Red · 08-05-2009, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Consistent1

Hey SR. I have not read this whole deal. The parts that I did read included a reference to you going to meetings at at least one point. You do remember begging for prayers and all that crap recently AGAIN, right? There were a bunch of people trying to give you good advice even after going through this before. Pussy is good, we can all agree on that. You seem to be the type of guy sitting in a meeting thinking this chick is an easy lay, after all she drinks too much. If your mind is on that, forget about it. Go out to a bar and drink and get laid. If you are serious about being sober, forget the piece of ass for awhile. I also have some knowledge about those things, but I did not waste my time trying to reassure you when you were down for a day or two.

well, first of all thanks. I don't really know how to reply to this, but, I'm not sure she drinks a lot, but, i'm positive if she did/does, when/if we do hook up, i'll deal w/ it. I WILL NOT drink though, that much, I'm sure of.

08-04-2009, 08:27 AM
Simply Red You Sweetie! Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $2021206219 VARSITY	-- Please instruct me as to how to land my neighbor's temporary roommate. So my neighbor (Sabrina) has a friend from Yale (Christie.) They never knew each other @ Yale. Funny, they met each other here. (Atlanta) Anyway, so Sabrina and I are relatively close and we've done numerous things together, however she has a man in which she's holding-down a long-distance relationship w/. Welp, the other day we were running and she had casually mentioned that Christie (temp. roomy) and her had discussed small talk, like talking about guys and stuff (the prior night.) Sabrina (my neighbor) mentioned they'd eventually discussed 'guys.' She went on and on and illustrated that Christie is much different than that of herself (Sabrina.) In fact she'd mentioned Christie didn't think that it was a big deal at all hooking up w/ guys (as in sex.) So, I was over there last night (briefly.) To try to meet Christie. She was very friendly to me. Well, Sabrina (my neighbor) is going out of town this weekend. I said: "Oh dear, I'd better get you my cell phone number in case you need anything while Sabrina's away." She replied, "That's a good idea" and then continued to tell me that she'd just called me and that the missed-call was her. SO, Pointers are really needed here, this girl is like 5'2" and petite w/ big blue eyes. 24 BTW she's a solid '8' if you don't mind the smaller petite ones. Last edited by Simply Red; 08-04-2009 at 02:39 PM..
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08-05-2009, 12:43 PM	#182
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08-05-2009, 12:55 PM	#185
wutamess MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Lee's Summit Casino cash: $4711637	PLEASE DO IT and see what happens. I doubt you fuggitup. Just play it off as a joke if she responds crazy. PLEASE! I'd do it if I was out there... but I'm crazy like that. However, she'll love your brute honesty
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08-05-2009, 01:00 PM	#187
wutamess MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Lee's Summit Casino cash: $4711637	Well just ask her what her big plans are for the weekend. TODAY (as in NOW).
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08-05-2009, 01:08 PM	#192
Simply Red You Sweetie! Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $2021206219 VARSITY	I could ask her for a late night swim
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08-05-2009, 01:13 PM	#194
Consistent1 _____________ Join Date: Aug 2005 Casino cash: $10004900	Hey SR. I have not read this whole deal. The parts that I did read included a reference to you going to meetings at at least one point. You do remember begging for prayers and all that crap recently AGAIN, right? There were a bunch of people trying to give you good advice even after going through this before. Pussy is good, we can all agree on that. You seem to be the type of guy sitting in a meeting thinking this chick is an easy lay, after all she drinks too much. If your mind is on that, forget about it. Go out to a bar and drink and get laid. If you are serious about being sober, forget the piece of ass for awhile. I also have some knowledge about those things, but I did not waste my time trying to reassure you when you were down for a day or two.
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