Best Way for Revenge!

[Fish]

Accepted a dinner with the EX, even though she's dating a old dude who's poor.
Thought about the EX all day.
Started an online thread about her, in which to talk about all day.
Devised a plan in which to fake interest in a date, in order to get revenge.
Waited all afternoon for her to contact me.
Cancelled fake date, in hopes that she'd be disappointed.
Talked to her for an hour on the phone afterward, hoping she'd ask again who I was with.

Yeah... sweet revenge. I totally showed that bitch I'm not interested in her anymore...