ZMA is the shit

[TheGuardian]

Actually, shoot enough test and your dick will get bigger. This was even verified by Jose Conseco's wife in his book and I dunno, about a billion other dudes on the planet that have run heavy cycles. Which is why I laugh when uneducated mental midgets say shit like "steroids shrink your dick!"

Actually, it's your balls. And you don't really need your balls if you don't plan on having kids anymore. So for those people it just means a bigger dong, stronger libido, more muscle mass and strength, and less bodyfat. So pretty much, it just makes you more awesome.