Urinating Sitting Down: An Inquiry

[Donger]

I had a discussion today with one of my brothers. He was complaining that his wife (a beautiful Asian gal) is tired of cleaning his primary urinal target. Apparently, he has rather piss poor aim. I told him that perhaps he should just sit down if he has issues with the accuracy of his urine stream.

To my surprise, he went on a diatribe about masculinity and how it is inversely proportional to the number of times a male sits to go pee, or something. I got distracted by a fantastic episode of "What Not To Wear" and hung up on him, but it got me thinking. How often do you sit to pee and do you think it reflects upon your masculinity?

Thanks.

Originally Posted by CrazyHorse

Not only do I stand up, I'm standing on a freaking ladder when I piss.

What do you sissies think of that?

When you get older and wiser you'll just lay it over the top of the ladder.

[JBucc]

That's why I aim for the tub or out the window, bigger target. You have to be sure to take that bug screen off though.

[Fairplay]

Pooping standing up requires more talent.

[cdcox]

Originally Posted by Fairplay

Pooping standing up requires more talent.

That depends on how often you wash your legs.

[ChiTown]

Only when I am really hammered drunk and I can't stand or find the aim to hit the shitter. So, about 6-7 times/week.............

[elvomito]

here is what you've been lacking

[jidar]

Sitting down to pee is for chicks and bundle of stickss.

[Hootie]

crazycoffey has to be the gayest person on the internet, easily.

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by SPchief

How could you NOT tell he was joking.

[StcChief]

only when taking a dump too...

[Frankie]

Ain't nothing unmanly about sit-down peeing. It's cleaner and not much more work than the stand-up version. In fact it has always been the rule at my house and I raised my son that way too. Only if I have to go at a public bathroom do I employ the stant-up tecnique.

[BIG_DADDY]

Originally Posted by Frankie

Ain't nothing unmanly about sit-down peeing. It's cleaner and not much more work than the stand-up version. In fact it has always been the rule at my house and I raised my son that way too. Only if I have to go at a public bathroom do I employ the stant-up tecnique.

Do you wear panties too?

[rad]

Personally, I prefer to stand. I guess I wouldn't have any objections to someone who sits, as long as he sits legs apart, one elbow on his knee, the other hand on his other knee with the elbow pointing out. If you're gonna pull any feminine stunts, you might as well..... do it..... like.... a man.

[Sully]

Originally Posted by Donger

How often do you sit to pee and do you think it reflects upon your masculinity?

Thanks.

Why would I sit down in the shower?

[kepp]

Originally Posted by Donger

I had a discussion today with one of my brothers. He was complaining that his wife (a beautiful Asian gal) is tired of cleaning his primary urinal target. Apparently, he has rather piss poor aim. I told him that perhaps he should just sit down if he has issues with the accuracy of his urine stream.

To my surprise, he went on a diatribe about masculinity and how it is inversely proportional to the number of times a male sits to go pee, or something. I got distracted by a fantastic episode of "What Not To Wear" and hung up on him, but it got me thinking. How often do you sit to pee and do you think it reflects upon your masculinity?

Thanks.

So, reverting back to the original point of this thread... There *is* a solution that should be both easy and fun: have her aim.