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Old 09-25-2009, 12:24 PM   #1
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I don't think geographic location has anything to do with bad movies. People in Tibet thought Crank sucked dog nuts. There was a massive underground movement in Belarus to declare Jason Statham an enemy of the state. President Pierre Knurunziza of The Republic of Burundi has declared that anyone possessing a copy of Crank will be stoned to death. It's globally recognized as a turd of massive proportions.
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Old 09-25-2009, 11:21 AM   #2
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So, you like Crank? With Jason Statham running around in a hospital gown with his anus hanging out? That really believable pseudo-rape scene with Amy Smart? Vote for Pedro as a ghey clubbing snitch? The line "Who wants white meat?" The whole concept of "bad Chinese shit" pumped into his veins by a sterioded Ricky Ricardo? And that Dwight Yokam as a back room, lost his license MD to the hooker and drug dealers of LA, who knows all about this "bad Chinese shit" and tells him to go drink some Red Bull and it will be all better. Plus the fact that he fell 17,000 feet from a helicopter, lived, and then had some chinese guys steal his heart? (Premise for Crank 2.) It was bad on every single level. It made Uwe Boll proud of his work.

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Old 09-25-2009, 12:56 PM   #3
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So, you like Crank? With Jason Statham running around in a hospital gown with his anus hanging out? That really believable pseudo-rape scene with Amy Smart? Vote for Pedro as a ghey clubbing snitch? The line "Who wants white meat?" The whole concept of "bad Chinese shit" pumped into his veins by a sterioded Ricky Ricardo? And that Dwight Yokam as a back room, lost his license MD to the hooker and drug dealers of LA, who knows all about this "bad Chinese shit" and tells him to go drink some Red Bull and it will be all better. Plus the fact that he fell 17,000 feet from a helicopter, lived, and then had some chinese guys steal his heart? (Premise for Crank 2.) It was bad on every single level. It made Uwe Boll proud of his work.

What are you? 13 and mentally reeruned?
Even if I hadn't seen this movie and loved it, I would be renting it tonight based on your description.
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Old 09-25-2009, 10:31 AM   #4
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Old 09-25-2009, 10:35 AM   #5
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Old 09-25-2009, 10:58 AM   #6
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I submit Cloverfield for your consideration
OMG this!!!!! I totally forgot this shit fest.

This has to be in my top 5. My roomate loved this.

One thing they NEVER explain. WTF did that monster come from? And the movie was about some douchebag trying to save his whore g/f
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Old 09-25-2009, 10:36 AM   #7
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I'm surprised that nobody has listed the "Police Academy" movies.

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Old 09-25-2009, 03:30 PM   #8
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I was watching the movie, Awake, yesterday. It's downright awful. Great idea for a story, but it was just flat boring as hell with some gawdawful acting. Hell, even Jessica Alba's hotness in the movie couldn't keep me awake long enough to want to finish it. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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I submit Cloverfield for your consideration
Great hype machine, so-so movie.

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I'm surprised that nobody has listed the "Police Academy" movies.

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HEY! The first one was funny back in the day.
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Old 09-25-2009, 10:52 AM   #9
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Old 09-25-2009, 10:56 AM   #10
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Zoolander was so bad that I only watched the first 20 minutes.
It took me 2 times to watch that movie. The 2nd time though I thought it was funny.


Also went and saw Super Troopers in the theatres and was incredibly disappointed. Then saw it a year later on DVD and laughed my ass off.
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Old 09-25-2009, 10:57 AM   #11
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It took me 2 times to watch that movie. The 2nd time though I thought it was funny.


Also went and saw Super Troopers in the theatres and was incredibly disappointed. Then saw it a year later on DVD and laughed my ass off.
Same thing with me. Same with Beerfest. The more I watch them the funnier they are to me.
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Old 09-25-2009, 11:08 AM   #12
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Old 09-25-2009, 11:11 AM   #13
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Old 09-25-2009, 11:14 AM   #14
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Old 09-25-2009, 11:36 AM   #15
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Be Kind Rewind - I got about 20 minutes into it and had to turn it off.

Lost Boys: The Tribe - Blatant ripoff of the first movie (not exactly a sequel) with poor acting and story.
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