Hypothetical: Get reincarnated here.

[Rain Man]

Just for fun, I've been dividing the world up into regions, and just finished last night. I divided the world into 16,789 regions based on states, provinces, communities, islands, arrondissements, or whatever else happened to be handy.

I didn't know what to do with it, so I created a reincarnation simulator. Sign up here and learn about your next life in advance. I'll give you:

Gender: (Male or Female)
Intelligence: 1 to 100, with 100 as the top
Attractiveness: 1 to 100, with 100 as the top
Economic Status: 1 to 100, with 100 as the top
Nation of Future Birth
Region of Future Birth
Population of that Region (which is somewhat useless since the boundaries are generally manmade, but hey, I've got it)

All statuses are relative to the region that you're in, not the world. So if you draw a 50 on economic status and you're born in the Badghis regions of Afghanistan, that means that you're at the median status of Badghis residents.

Sign up below if you're interested in the early release of your next life. I'll do three reincarnations per day, with the goal that we can discuss and decide which of the three has the best future fate awaiting them. Feel free to post pictures, maps, or descriptions of the reincarnated person's life as you see it.

So sign up below and we'll do the first three today.


Methodology: All figures are random. The probability of being born into a particular region is based on the population of that region.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by cdcox

Reincarnate me

Gender Female
Intelligence 91
Appearance 63
Wealth 12
Nation Tanzania
Region Kigoma Region
Population 2,127,930

You're a college professor in Tanzania, probably in marketing, but apparently you're only an adjunct. This is one of the poorest regions of Tanzania, so I'm guessing you live in a house like this:

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by KChiefs1

Do me when you get time. Thanks!


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Gender Male
Intelligence 85
Appearance 24
Wealth 59
Nation Vietnam
Region Phú Yên Province
Population 862,231

You're a self-made man in the central coastal region of Vietnam. I suspect that you live in neighborhood like this: https://www.google.com/maps/place/Ph...!4d109.0928764

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Dave Lane

Hit me!

Gender Male
Intelligence 38
Appearance 27
Wealth 73
Nation Ethiopia
Region Afar
Population 1,723,000

Relying on family connections, you appear to have a good job that you don't really deserve in a sparsely populated and inhospitable region of Ethiopia. It enables you to have a nice house like this:

[GloucesterChief]

Might as well hit the karmic cycle and see what happens.

[dmahurin]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Today's reincarnations start with dmahurin.

Gender Male
Intelligence 18
Appearance 90
Wealth 50
Nation Myanmar
Region Sagaing Region
Population 5,325,347

You're not very bright, but you're good looking and probably own your own motorcycle, so I bet you attract a lot of long-necked Burmese chicks.

Its not bad. Ill take it.

[threebag]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

We start today's reincarnations with threebag02, who will presumably become fourbag03 in his next life.

He is destined to become the president of Pakistan, apparently.

Gender Male
Intelligence 98
Appearance 99
Wealth 23
Nation Pakistan
Region Multan
Population 3,116,851

You're probably the world's most handsome fishmonger.

Sweet my fingers will smell like fish

[threebag]

Originally Posted by Bowser

Methinks threebag's wealth skyrockets when he hits adulthood with an intelligence of 99 and looks of 98. That might even be good enough to bag himself a Kardashian.

Bagging a Kardashian doesn't really seem that hard to do.

[cdcox]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Gender Female
Intelligence 91
Appearance 63
Wealth 12
Nation Tanzania
Region Kigoma Region
Population 2,127,930

You're a college professor in Tanzania, probably in marketing, but apparently you're only an adjunct. This is one of the poorest regions of Tanzania, so I'm guessing you live in a house like this:

It is probably a challenge to find good Thai food there. However, the Nyama Choma looks tempting.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by cdcox

It is probably a challenge to find good Thai food there. However, the Nyama Choma looks tempting.

It does. But I doubt that you can afford meat.

[KChiefs1]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

GenderMale

Intelligence85

Appearance24

Wealth59

Nation Vietnam

RegionPhú Yên Province

Population862,231



You're a self-made man in the central coastal region of Vietnam. I suspect that you live in neighborhood like this: https://www.google.com/maps/place/Ph...!4d109.0928764

Damn! I'm ready to die now.



I maybe ugly but I'm happy!

Thank you!




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[GloucesterChief]

Originally Posted by KChiefs1

Damn! I'm ready to die now.

Thank you!




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You could always immigrate to the US, NZ, or Oz. Vietnam is a whole lot better than North Korea or parts of China.

[threebag]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

We start today's reincarnations with threebag02, who will presumably become fourbag03 in his next life.

He is destined to become the president of Pakistan, apparently.

Gender Male
Intelligence 98
Appearance 99
Wealth 23
Nation Pakistan
Region Multan
Population 3,116,851

You're probably the world's most handsome fishmonger.

Thanks Rainman

[alnorth]

I'm up for some crazy reincarnation

[Shag]

I'm down.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Dartgod

I'll be dead before it's my turn to be reincarnated, but go ahead and sign me up.

Dartgod will float out of his old earthly body and into ...

Gender Female
Intelligence 70
Appearance 45
Wealth 78
Nation Indonesia
Region Jember
Population 2,332,726

Jember is a nice tropical area on eastern Java, and dartgod is an established member of the B list - not upper class, but pretty close.

He's 20 miles from a beach, but lives in a nice neighborhood like this: https://www.google.com/maps/place/Je...!4d113.7009312