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Old 09-12-2016, 03:13 PM  
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Hypothetical: Get reincarnated here.
Just for fun, I've been dividing the world up into regions, and just finished last night. I divided the world into 16,789 regions based on states, provinces, communities, islands, arrondissements, or whatever else happened to be handy.

I didn't know what to do with it, so I created a reincarnation simulator. Sign up here and learn about your next life in advance. I'll give you:

Gender: (Male or Female)
Intelligence: 1 to 100, with 100 as the top
Attractiveness: 1 to 100, with 100 as the top
Economic Status: 1 to 100, with 100 as the top
Nation of Future Birth
Region of Future Birth
Population of that Region (which is somewhat useless since the boundaries are generally manmade, but hey, I've got it)

All statuses are relative to the region that you're in, not the world. So if you draw a 50 on economic status and you're born in the Badghis regions of Afghanistan, that means that you're at the median status of Badghis residents.

Sign up below if you're interested in the early release of your next life. I'll do three reincarnations per day, with the goal that we can discuss and decide which of the three has the best future fate awaiting them. Feel free to post pictures, maps, or descriptions of the reincarnated person's life as you see it.

So sign up below and we'll do the first three today.


Methodology: All figures are random. The probability of being born into a particular region is based on the population of that region.
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Old 09-12-2016, 07:32 PM   #46
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Old 09-12-2016, 07:33 PM   #47
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Old 09-12-2016, 07:35 PM   #48
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Old 09-12-2016, 07:43 PM   #49
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Old 09-12-2016, 07:46 PM   #50
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Old 09-12-2016, 08:00 PM   #51
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Old 09-12-2016, 08:47 PM   #52
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Old 09-12-2016, 09:00 PM   #54
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Old 09-12-2016, 09:03 PM   #55
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Old 09-12-2016, 09:42 PM   #56
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Our third and final reincarnation of the day is ...

Gender Male
Intelligence 65
Appearance 23
Wealth 71
Nation Canada
Region Alberta
Population 4,196,500

A rather homely male, but reasonably bright and solidly in the upper middle class. Dress warm, but enjoy your hockey and beer.

Brighter than average and wealthier than average. I should be able to land a decent chick with that to help keep the winter nights warmer. And I'm in Canada, which is waaaaay ahead of most of the rest of the world.

I'll take it. Even if I have the nose of Jimmy Durante and ears like Dumbo...
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