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Old 08-18-2005, 12:21 PM  
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So guess where I woke up this morning.......
.......in my car, parked on the side of the road. I woke up with my head on my steering wheel, car still on, and my buddy sleeping in the passanger seat.

The only reason I actually woke up was because my phone was viberating in my pocket. I look at the number and see it is coming from my office. I look at the clock and its 9:57 am.

"fuck, I'm late for work!"

I figure the person on the phone was my friend busting my balls for not being there yet. NOPE, its my boss asking if I felt like coming in today or if I was just going to piss him off and not show up.

So I wake my buddy up, ask why we were sleeping on the side of the road, and fly to work. Apparently we tied one on pretty good last night and decided I was to drunk to drive any further. Of course we were no where near where we lived..............

nothing better than getting blackout sh*tfaced on a Wednesday
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Old 08-18-2005, 01:28 PM   #16
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Old 08-18-2005, 01:30 PM   #17
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Old 08-18-2005, 01:30 PM   #18
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Old 08-18-2005, 01:31 PM   #19
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All he could think after waking up in his car this morning was "oh wait till the guys on the boards hear about this one".
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Old 08-18-2005, 01:34 PM   #20
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All he could think after waking up in his car this morning was "oh wait till the guys on the boards hear about this one".
Yaa.....almost appears premeditated
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Old 08-18-2005, 01:38 PM   #21
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I've been up there, and I know this.

Plus the roads are so F@ked up you almost have to be drunk to drive on them anyway...
That’s no chit.
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Old 08-18-2005, 01:49 PM   #22
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Old 08-18-2005, 02:14 PM   #23
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I learned my lesson driving drunk. I won't preach, cuz I have no room to talk, but blacking out might suggest a drinking problem. Just a thought.....
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Old 08-18-2005, 02:15 PM   #24
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...but blacking out might suggest a drinking problem. Just a thought.....
Oh like we didn't already know that about nadmonkey!
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Old 08-18-2005, 02:21 PM   #25
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A $65 - $100 cab fare is a hell of alot better than getting a DUI or killing someone. Make sure you think about this option before you get into your vehicle even after a few drinks.

Better yet, call a friend or family member. I can almost guarantee you that they won't be pissed you called them.

Remember young squire, a penny's worth of prevention is worth a pound of regret.
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Old 08-18-2005, 02:24 PM   #26
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Old 08-18-2005, 02:34 PM   #27
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I like cadmonkey, but I worry about him if he doesn't think this is a problem.
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Old 08-18-2005, 02:36 PM   #28
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I like cadmonkey, but I worry about him if he doesn't think this is a problem.
Agreed.
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Old 08-18-2005, 02:37 PM   #29
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.......in my car, parked on the side of the road. I woke up with my head on my steering wheel, car still on, and my buddy sleeping in the passanger seat.
That's haahd coh-ah
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Old 08-18-2005, 02:39 PM   #30
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