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Old 08-03-2008, 03:34 PM  
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What's the most non-pr0nographic material you've used to..uh...spank it?
Before the days of teh interweb, pr0n was a LITTLE BIT tougher to come by. Especially if you were a minor and/or had no money. People had to improvise. I once caught my little brother sneaking up to the treehouse with the underwear page of the JC Penney circular.

I guess my best non-pr0n pr0n was this "local real estate listings channel" on cable. It just showed bad videotaped pans across the rooms in houses for sale. THere was this one pair of agents who were (sorta) hot women. They would put themselves in the video doing the Vanna White gesture in the rooms like the showcase girls in the Price is Right. A couple of times I to those ladies listings. Something about ladies in dresses with big hair sprawled out on a stranger's sectional sofa.

Come to think of it, I did also to the Showcase chicks on TPIR. Especially when they were on the speedboat.
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Old 08-03-2008, 04:05 PM   #16
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Yeah, but cutting out the mouth and taping the pic over a hole in a cantaloupe doesn't count.

i wish i'd have thought about that when i was a teenager
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Old 08-03-2008, 04:06 PM   #17
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Old 08-03-2008, 04:06 PM   #18
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I have never rubbed it out for anything other than a picture of a girl. Be it mental, on screen, monitor, paper or live in person.
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Old 08-03-2008, 04:08 PM   #19
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Yeah, but cutting out the mouth and taping the pic over a hole in a cantaloupe doesn't count.
Is it any wonder the man is in advertising
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Old 08-03-2008, 04:08 PM   #20
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Old 08-03-2008, 04:10 PM   #21
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Old 08-03-2008, 04:19 PM   #22
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Old 08-03-2008, 04:22 PM   #23
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Old 08-03-2008, 04:29 PM   #24
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