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Old 03-07-2010, 06:14 PM  
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So we have this Siamese kitten
named Sammie,he's been with us about 4 months now and is the absolute most inquisitive getting into crap Siamese I've ever owned.Anyhow,this morning about 4 a.m. I'm sleeping great when suddenly there's a crash of sorts and then glass breaking followed by our houses' alarms going off which in turn brings our 3 dogs out of their slumber and they start raising hell barking.

So Sammie had gotten the bright idea he was going to jump up on on one of the glass beside tables and apparently when he did he slid right into a photo frame which sent it crashing to the floor thus shattering the frame which in turn set off our glass break on the alarm system.

So there I am buck naked,trying to get fully awake, alarms going off and of course Sammie is nowhere to be found and now the phone is ringing and the alarm company is on the other end wanting to know if everything is ok.I grumpily say something like it was the damn cat to the woman,to which she starts laughing.Ok I agree it's somewhat funny but how about asking me the passcode so I can hang up and get the alarms off etc.

Just wanted to share as cats,especially kittens can be the source of some good laugh medicine once you look back.

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Old 03-07-2010, 07:10 PM   #16
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Old 03-07-2010, 07:15 PM   #17
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Although I can appreciate the feelings people have for their cats, I'm not a big, huge fan of cats, myself. They know when you suffer from feline allergies. It's pretty wild, actually. For example, say I'm just hanging out at a party with 50 people, 1 cat, a parakeet, and a one-legged, midget, Raider fan everybody's planning on beating up later. Invariably, the cat will locate me wherever I'm sitting, leap right up in the middle of my chest, and flick its friggin' cat tail right in my face. Somehow they know if a person is allergic to them and attempt to kill you if they can.

Still, I suppose its better to have a Siamese kitten than have a Siamese twin. Especially if your Siamese twin has poor hygiene, an embarrassing, extreme facial tic, and severe Tourette's syndrome. It would make you just want to stay at home and not go out to cruise the clubs at night.

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Although I can appreciate the feelings people have for their cats, I'm not a big, huge fan of cats, myself. They know when you suffer from feline allergies. It's pretty wild, actually. For example, say I'm just hanging out at a party with 50 people, 1 cat, a parakeet, and a one-legged, midget, Raider fan everybody's planning on beating up later. Invariably, the cat will locate me wherever I'm sitting, leap right up in the middle of my chest, and flick its friggin' cat tail right in my face. Somehow they know if a person is allergic to them and attempt to kill you if they can.

Still, I suppose its better to have a Siamese kitten than have a Siamese twin. Especially if your Siamese twin has poor hygiene, an embarrassing, extreme facial tic, and severe Tourette's syndrome. It would make you just want to stay at home and not go out to cruise the clubs at night.

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EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY

Day number 180
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
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9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
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DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair ... must try this on their bed.

DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan.

DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.

DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer". More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...
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