Poop So we have this Siamese kitten

FAX · 03-08-2010, 12:01 AM

Although I can appreciate the feelings people have for their cats, I'm not a big, huge fan of cats, myself. They know when you suffer from feline allergies. It's pretty wild, actually. For example, say I'm just hanging out at a party with 50 people, 1 cat, a parakeet, and a one-legged, midget, Raider fan everybody's planning on beating up later. Invariably, the cat will locate me wherever I'm sitting, leap right up in the middle of my chest, and flick its friggin' cat tail right in my face. Somehow they know if a person is allergic to them and attempt to kill you if they can.

Still, I suppose its better to have a Siamese kitten than have a Siamese twin. Especially if your Siamese twin has poor hygiene, an embarrassing, extreme facial tic, and severe Tourette's syndrome. It would make you just want to stay at home and not go out to cruise the clubs at night.

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03-08-2010, 12:01 AM	#22
FAX testing ... 1, 2, 3 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Tennessee Casino cash: $6753759	Although I can appreciate the feelings people have for their cats, I'm not a big, huge fan of cats, myself. They know when you suffer from feline allergies. It's pretty wild, actually. For example, say I'm just hanging out at a party with 50 people, 1 cat, a parakeet, and a one-legged, midget, Raider fan everybody's planning on beating up later. Invariably, the cat will locate me wherever I'm sitting, leap right up in the middle of my chest, and flick its friggin' cat tail right in my face. Somehow they know if a person is allergic to them and attempt to kill you if they can. Still, I suppose its better to have a Siamese kitten than have a Siamese twin. Especially if your Siamese twin has poor hygiene, an embarrassing, extreme facial tic, and severe Tourette's syndrome. It would make you just want to stay at home and not go out to cruise the clubs at night. FAX
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