Monday, December 12, 2011: A Day That Will Live In Infamy

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Fade into the dark of night, oh Crazy Prince Of On-Side Kicks. Yet, once more, shall you emerge on the sideline for another team and rub Pioli's nose in the dirt by kicking our asses into oblivion and probably destroying our playoff hopes in the bargain.

Meanwhile, there are some bad things that are happening ... namely ...

1) Romeo is head coach. That means he will have less time to spend on the defense and the defense will likely suffer as a result.

2) Pioli appears to have chosen Cassel over Haley. I mean, wow.

3) This franchise is like unto an episode of "Real Housewives Of Arrowhead". We are the longest-running, dysfunctional soap-opera in the NFL featuring a main character with stinky-finger.

4) Muir is now OC without direction or guidance. I am now prepared to see us gain less than 4 yards of offense in a half of professional football.

5) Clark has transferred his father complex to Pioli.

6) Whatever the "Patriot Way" is or might be, it ain't working here.

I know the Haley haters have had their day, but I, for one, wish Haley well in all future endeavors and now hope that kcchiefs.com will crash as Karma in all its wisdom decides to infect their servers with an impervious slathering of Tebow juice.

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