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My eyes gently opened naturally, with perhaps the soothing sound of chirping birds in the background. 6 12.00%
I was jolted awake by an alarm clock or other pre-planned alarm. 24 48.00%
I received a wakeup call. 1 2.00%
A child, pet, or significant other nudged me awake. 7 14.00%
I was bumped or kicked by a sleeping significant other. 1 2.00%
I was awakened by the sultry sexual attentions of a devilishly smiling significant other. 2 4.00%
I was awakened by a nightmare. 0 0%
I was awakened by a dream. 0 0%
I was awakened by my subconscious thoughts – worry or problemsolving or situational processing. 2 4.00%
I was awakened by a noise inside my home – door slamming, faucet running, poltergeist, people talking, etc. 1 2.00%
I was awakened by a noise outside my home – garbage truck, neighbor’s lawnmower, artillery bombardment, etc. 1 2.00%
I was awakened by dampness on the sheets, and I don’t really want to talk about it. 0 0%
I snored myself awake. 0 0%
The alcohol or drugs wore off and I regained consciousness 4 8.00%
I was awakened by someone I don’t know, in a place I didn’t recognize. 0 0%
I was awakened because I was too hot or too cold. 0 0%
I fell out of bed. 0 0%
I have not yet awoken. I’m on Ambien. I'm going to go buy doughnuts now. 0 0%
I pulled an all-nighter. I'll get back to you tomorrow on this. 1 2.00%
I don’t actually sleep. 0 0%
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Old 12-03-2014, 03:32 PM   #1
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Old 12-03-2014, 04:09 PM   #2
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I also realized that I missed, "by a pillow being pushed down hard on my face". My apologies.
Or by a phone call. That happened to me today but it was the first obscene phone call I ever received on my cell phone from some random unknown number. Came in before my alarm too. Two of them one with a picture. I had to threaten them to stop as they kept coming in.
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Old 12-03-2014, 03:12 PM   #3
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Old 12-03-2014, 03:19 PM   #4
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No knock warrant by the militarized police department where they threw a flash bang grenade into my son's room. That is like the 12th time this year. Somebody should do something about the out of control cops.
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Old 12-03-2014, 03:21 PM   #5
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Old 12-03-2014, 03:33 PM   #6
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Old 12-03-2014, 03:24 PM   #7
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Old 12-03-2014, 03:33 PM   #8
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Old 12-03-2014, 03:35 PM   #9
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Old 12-03-2014, 03:55 PM   #10
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Old 12-03-2014, 03:36 PM   #11
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Old 12-03-2014, 03:46 PM   #12
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my dogs decide around 5:30am it's a good idea to all lay against me all tight. our room is nice a cold every night and by about that time they're ready to get warm.

so about 150lbs worth of dog flop down next to me - but basically so close to me that they move me.

I love them to death, but sucks being dead ass asleep only to have a dog /dogs flop down nearly on top of you
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Old 12-03-2014, 03:54 PM   #13
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Old 12-03-2014, 04:02 PM   #14
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Old 12-03-2014, 04:25 PM   #15
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