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Old 04-24-2023, 04:47 PM  
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Old 04-24-2023, 05:57 PM   #16
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Old 04-24-2023, 06:08 PM   #17
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Didn’t meph janx have a goat with this issue?
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Old 04-24-2023, 06:09 PM   #18
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Old 04-24-2023, 07:20 PM   #19
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Old 04-24-2023, 07:24 PM   #20
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Old 04-24-2023, 08:06 PM   #21
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Old 04-24-2023, 08:10 PM   #22
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Old 04-25-2023, 08:03 AM   #23
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Old 04-25-2023, 01:39 PM   #25
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The question becomes... is it going to happen again. If it does I will need to find her a new home. Either on a farm or in my freezer.
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Old 04-25-2023, 01:42 PM   #26
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Old 04-25-2023, 01:46 PM   #27
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Old 04-25-2023, 01:56 PM   #29
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Old 04-25-2023, 01:57 PM   #30
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