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Would an idiot do that?
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"You like to drink?"
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No, you've got to be a certifiable dickhead to get what you want.
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Would an idiot do that?
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You think you can get by this?
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Once again I'm no Don Juan, but I'll tell you one of the stuff I do. Sometimes it works, and sometimes you (literally) get hit. I was at a party, and these two girls started making out. All the guys start cheering like idiots. So when they're done I ask the girls, "So do you girls make out when you're by yourself, or do you just do it around other guys to get attention?" They didn't say a word, because they knew I was right and I called them out on it. I didn't get anywhere with either of them, but I thought it was funny nonetheless. Then there was a girl at a party who was wearing this tight-ass spandex shorts that showed off the bottom part of her cheeks. All the guys were checking her out, but I decided to be a prick. I went up to her and said, "Can I ask what the fuck is up with wearing pants like that?" She called me a prick, but one of the girls who saw me do it started chatting me up and gave me her number. Another girl was drinking a beer, and her friend went to the bathroom and gave her her beer to hold. So as she's holding these two beers, I go up to her without having said ANOTHER word to her before and ask, "So do you usually like two at once?" She got offended, then laughed, and I actually went out on a date with her. Just have fun. If its not your style to be a jerk then don't be. If its not your style to go out to parties like that, then don't. I just do what I do, and to be truthful its probably the wrong way to be doing it. But I have fun! |
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I'll be back.
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I think a lot of it for me is psychological. A fat chick tried to force herself on me once.
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You think you can get by this?
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How do you know you don't like sleeping with fat chicks? It's like saying you don't like eating something whenever you've never tried it. There are lots of disgusting looking foods that taste great. And vice versa. |
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I'll be back.
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Cross with me
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Just remember that when it comes to love, its not as romantic as the movies make it out to be. The key to having a good relationship, IMO is to make her love you more than you love her. Everyone thinks that's crap because people should love each other equally, but... yeah right. When you love someone more than they love you, it sucks. You might as well detach emotionally to make sure you don't get burnt. And then after a few months or a year or so you can ease in to a deeper level. |
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Now it's Willie Time!
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Now you know how your dates feel.
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Irresistibly drawn to me? Yeah.
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And anyway there are way different levels of fat, there has to be a limit there.
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Would an idiot do that?
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I'm not sleeping with a woman who looks like she can play some nose tackle, but I don't require them to weigh 120 either.
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