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Old 01-13-2010, 11:20 AM  
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How To Make Love To A Woman
So this girl Ive been seeing for a while now is telling me she loves me and the next time she comes over (tomorrow night) she doesnt want me to **** her, she wants me to "make love to her". I haven't "made love" to someone in so long I don't think I remember how. Obviously it would come naturally if I was in love with her, but Im not so I need to fake this somehow. Any advice/tips would be appreciated.
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Old 01-14-2010, 12:44 AM   #346
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This thread was moderately entertaining until the creepy fat kid with bulimia showed up.

Clay, you're always going to be fat in your head. No amount of exercise will fix you inside.
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Old 01-14-2010, 12:52 AM   #347
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Old 01-14-2010, 01:02 AM   #348
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This thread was moderately entertaining until the creepy fat kid with bulimia showed up.

Clay, you're always going to be fat in your head. No amount of exercise will fix you inside.
I'm sure the posts of my mediocre advice and mild-to-moderately-entertaining shenanigans didn't help the thread either, lol.

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Old 01-14-2010, 01:47 AM   #349
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Old 01-14-2010, 02:08 AM   #350
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Old 01-14-2010, 02:17 AM   #351
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Are there CC college classes I can take or a pill or something?
Watch "House", take notes.
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Old 01-14-2010, 02:17 AM   #352
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Old 01-14-2010, 02:27 AM   #353
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I think you're letting America's stereotype of the the worthy chick guide you.

How do you know you don't like sleeping with fat chicks? It's like saying you don't like eating something whenever you've never tried it. There are lots of disgusting looking foods that taste great. And vice versa.
I agree with this to an extent. If a guy finds a woman who isn't fat and yet he still can't handle her weight, chances are pretty good that adding more weight to the situation isn't going to be any more pleasant. The same goes for being disgusted by cellulite...going from moderate cellulite to severe with vericose veins and razor-sharp stubble isn't going to have any "great taste."
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Old 01-14-2010, 06:44 AM   #354
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Baby, you said you'd like to make love tonight
You want my gentle soft delight
So I'll leave home the donkey punch and cleveland steamer
Tonight I won't be the brown star reaper.
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The poll told me to do exactly what?!!
That is why I'm peeing, in your butt
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Old 01-14-2010, 07:25 AM   #355
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Grind up some corn. add a little soybean meal, some trace minerals and vitamins. Put about 4 ibs in the feeder and they won't care what the sex is like !
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Old 01-14-2010, 07:36 AM   #356
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you should really consider changing your name to BrickTop
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Old 01-14-2010, 07:57 AM   #357
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Fat chicks and ugly chicks... ROCK. You have no freaking clue how much they rock. They so many times will try sooo hard to make you happy, that before you know it you're doing some fun, wild stuff.

Hot, arrogant girls think they can get whoever they want, and just phone it in. They think their p*ssy is a gift or something.
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Old 01-14-2010, 07:58 AM   #358
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Old 01-14-2010, 08:49 AM   #359
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My nomination for post of the year. This is pure comedy. Funny part is, he's DEAD SERIOUS...
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I had to dig this thread up from the second page, because I'm depressed today and it makes me giggle.
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