Do you believe in Aliens from outer space? - Page 3

Hammock Parties · 02-18-2006, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by tk13

Actually people have contended Ezekiel encountered aliens in the bible. I'm not saying I believe that, but that's how some people have interpreted it.

I'd like to hear what their reasoning is.

**Rain Man** · 02-18-2006, 08:38 PM

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Hammock Parties · 02-18-2006, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Genesis
Exodus
Leviticus
Numbers
Deuteronomy
Joshua
Judges
Ruth
1 Samuel
2 Samuel
1 Kings
2 Kings
1 Chronicles
2 Chronicles
Ezra
Nehemiah
Esther
Job
1 Aliens
2 Aliens
Psalms
Proverbs
Ecclesiastes
Song of Solomon
Isaiah
Jeremiah
Lamentations
Martians
Ezekiel
Daniel
Hosea
Joel
Amos
Obadiah
Jonah
Micah
Nahum
Habakkuk
Zephaniah
Haggai
Zechariah
Malachi

BOOYAH!

**Bowser** · 02-18-2006, 08:40 PM

Mr. Laz · 02-18-2006, 08:42 PM

the universe is too dam big not to have life in it besides earth.

don't know if any of them have been to visit us though

**Rain Man** · 02-18-2006, 08:41 PM

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2 Peter
1 John
2 John
3 John
Jude
Revelation

Wile_E_Coyote · 02-18-2006, 08:46 PM

you really think that guy was dumb enough to put a pencil in his dingus? The story was a cover up. He was probed by a stupid half-breed(half alien, half bronco fan)

**KcMizzou** · 02-18-2006, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Wile_E_Coyote

you really think that guy was dumb enough to put a pencil in his dingus? The story was a cover up. He was probed by a stupid half-breed(half alien, half bronco fan)

Yeah, that guy was a moron. Everbody knows you just tie the pencil to the under-side.

dj56dt58 · 02-18-2006, 10:02 PM

Aliens are acctually far more advanced that us humans. They are stronger, faster, and can do anything they please. No human can stop them. Where do you think LJ is from? He acctually runs his own galaxy about 4 billion light years from earth. And by owns it, I mean he killed every other life form on that galaxy and took over. Earth is next.

Frankie · 02-19-2006, 02:14 AM

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Originally Posted by dj56dt58

Aliens are acctually far more advanced that us humans. They are stronger, faster, and can do anything they please. No human can stop them.

No wonder border guards down south can't catch most of them.

Ultra Peanut · 02-19-2006, 02:24 AM

It's extremely unlikely that there are no other intelligent races that have developed or are developing out there in the incalculably vast expanses of the universe. Odds are, to them, our entire freaking galaxy is wholly unremarkable-looking and basically "anonymous."

Just look at the Hubble Deep Field for a bit of perspective.

God. We are utterly insignificant.

ChiefaRoo · 02-19-2006, 02:47 AM

Yes, I believe in aliens. Where the **** do you think horse faced QB's come from. Oh and don't forget Harvey Williams and his neck. My god that shiate ain't human. Can I get a holla?!!!?

Ultra Peanut · 02-19-2006, 02:29 AM

THEY'RE MADE OUT OF MEAT
by Terry Bisson

"They're made out of meat."

"Meat?"

"Meat. They're made out of meat."

"Meat?"

"There's no doubt about it. We picked up several from different parts of the planet, took them aboard our recon vessels, and probed them all the way through. They're completely meat."

"That's impossible. What about the radio signals? The messages to the stars?"

"They use the radio waves to talk, but the signals don't come from them. The signals come from machines."

"So who made the machines? That's who we want to contact."

"They made the machines. That's what I'm trying to tell you. Meat made the machines."

"That's ridiculous. How can meat make a machine? You're asking me to believe in sentient meat."

"I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. These creatures are the only sentient race in that sector and they're made out of meat."

"Maybe they're like the orfolei. You know, a carbon-based intelligence that goes through a meat stage."

"Nope. They're born meat and they die meat. We studied them for several of their life spans, which didn't take long. Do you have any idea what's the life span of meat?"

"Spare me. Okay, maybe they're only part meat. You know, like the weddilei. A meat head with an electron plasma brain inside."

"Nope. We thought of that, since they do have meat heads, like the weddilei. But I told you, we probed them. They're meat all the way through."

"No brain?"

"Oh, there's a brain all right. It's just that the brain is made out of meat! That's what I've been trying to tell you."

"So ... what does the thinking?"

"You're not understanding, are you? You're refusing to deal with what I'm telling you. The brain does the thinking. The meat."

"Thinking meat! You're asking me to believe in thinking meat!"

"Yes, thinking meat! Conscious meat! Loving meat. Dreaming meat. The meat is the whole deal! Are you beginning to get the picture or do I have to start all over?"

"Omigod. You're serious then. They're made out of meat."

"Thank you. Finally. Yes. They are indeed made out of meat. And they've been trying to get in touch with us for almost a hundred of their years."

"Omigod. So what does this meat have in mind?"

"First it wants to talk to us. Then I imagine it wants to explore the Universe, contact other sentiences, swap ideas and information. The usual."

"We're supposed to talk to meat."

"That's the idea. That's the message they're sending out by radio. 'Hello. Anyone out there. Anybody home.' That sort of thing."

"They actually do talk, then. They use words, ideas, concepts?"
"Oh, yes. Except they do it with meat."

"I thought you just told me they used radio."

"They do, but what do you think is on the radio? Meat sounds. You know how when you slap or flap meat, it makes a noise? They talk by flapping their meat at each other. They can even sing by squirting air through their meat."

"Omigod. Singing meat. This is altogether too much. So what do you advise?"

"Officially or unofficially?"

"Both."

"Officially, we are required to contact, welcome and log in any and all sentient races or multibeings in this quadrant of the Universe, without prejudice, fear or favor. Unofficially, I advise that we erase the records and forget the whole thing."

"I was hoping you would say that."

"It seems harsh, but there is a limit. Do we really want to make contact with meat?"

"I agree one hundred percent. What's there to say? 'Hello, meat. How's it going?' But will this work? How many planets are we dealing with here?"

"Just one. They can travel to other planets in special meat containers, but they can't live on them. And being meat, they can only travel through C space. Which limits them to the speed of light and makes the possibility of their ever making contact pretty slim. Infinitesimal, in fact."

"So we just pretend there's no one home in the Universe."

"That's it."

"Cruel. But you said it yourself, who wants to meet meat? And the ones who have been aboard our vessels, the ones you probed? You're sure they won't remember?"

"They'll be considered crackpots if they do. We went into their heads and smoothed out their meat so that we're just a dream to them."

"A dream to meat! How strangely appropriate, that we should be meat's dream."

"And we marked the entire sector unoccupied."

"Good. Agreed, officially and unofficially. Case closed. Any others? Anyone interesting on that side of the galaxy?"

"Yes, a rather shy but sweet hydrogen core cluster intelligence in a class nine star in G445 zone. Was in contact two galactic rotations ago, wants to be friendly again."

"They always come around."

"And why not? Imagine how unbearably, how unutterably cold the Universe would be if one were all alone ..."

Ultra Peanut · 02-20-2006, 05:33 AM

CLOSER

ROYC75 · 02-20-2006, 10:54 AM

DUH, HELLO HERE ............ Does Star Trek ring a bell, just ask Capt. Kirk.

View Poll Results: Do yuou believe in Aliens?
Simply put......Yes!	27	52.94%
Yes.........and I've been abducted too.	0	0%
Yes.........and I've been analy probed too.	2	3.92%
Yes.........and all of the above is true.	0	0%
Simply put........No.	13	25.49%
No...........and anyone who thinks there are Aliens is a damned kook!	9	17.65%
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02-18-2006, 08:38 PM	#2
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02-18-2006, 08:46 PM	#7
Wile_E_Coyote avatar down for remodel Join Date: Jul 2001 Casino cash: $10004900	you really think that guy was dumb enough to put a pencil in his dingus? The story was a cover up. He was probed by a stupid half-breed(half alien, half bronco fan)
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02-18-2006, 10:02 PM	#9
dj56dt58 Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Missouri Casino cash: $9960055	Aliens are acctually far more advanced that us humans. They are stronger, faster, and can do anything they please. No human can stop them. Where do you think LJ is from? He acctually runs his own galaxy about 4 billion light years from earth. And by owns it, I mean he killed every other life form on that galaxy and took over. Earth is next.
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02-19-2006, 02:24 AM	#11
Ultra Peanut v^V^v^V^v^V^ Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Holland* Casino cash: $10005177	It's extremely unlikely that there are no other intelligent races that have developed or are developing out there in the incalculably vast expanses of the universe. Odds are, to them, our entire freaking galaxy is wholly unremarkable-looking and basically "anonymous." Just look at the Hubble Deep Field for a bit of perspective. God. We are utterly insignificant. Attached Thumbnails __________________
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02-19-2006, 02:47 AM	#12
ChiefaRoo MVP Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Austin,TX Casino cash: $3927505	Yes, I believe in aliens. Where the **** do you think horse faced QB's come from. Oh and don't forget Harvey Williams and his neck. My god that shiate ain't human. Can I get a holla?!!!?
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02-19-2006, 02:29 AM	#13
Ultra Peanut v^V^v^V^v^V^ Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Holland* Casino cash: $10005177	THEY'RE MADE OUT OF MEAT by Terry Bisson "They're made out of meat." "Meat?" "Meat. They're made out of meat." "Meat?" "There's no doubt about it. We picked up several from different parts of the planet, took them aboard our recon vessels, and probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." "That's impossible. What about the radio signals? The messages to the stars?" "They use the radio waves to talk, but the signals don't come from them. The signals come from machines." "So who made the machines? That's who we want to contact." "They made the machines. That's what I'm trying to tell you. Meat made the machines." "That's ridiculous. How can meat make a machine? You're asking me to believe in sentient meat." "I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. These creatures are the only sentient race in that sector and they're made out of meat." "Maybe they're like the orfolei. You know, a carbon-based intelligence that goes through a meat stage." "Nope. They're born meat and they die meat. We studied them for several of their life spans, which didn't take long. Do you have any idea what's the life span of meat?" "Spare me. Okay, maybe they're only part meat. You know, like the weddilei. A meat head with an electron plasma brain inside." "Nope. We thought of that, since they do have meat heads, like the weddilei. But I told you, we probed them. They're meat all the way through." "No brain?" "Oh, there's a brain all right. It's just that the brain is made out of meat! That's what I've been trying to tell you." "So ... what does the thinking?" "You're not understanding, are you? You're refusing to deal with what I'm telling you. The brain does the thinking. The meat." "Thinking meat! You're asking me to believe in thinking meat!" "Yes, thinking meat! Conscious meat! Loving meat. Dreaming meat. The meat is the whole deal! Are you beginning to get the picture or do I have to start all over?" "Omigod. You're serious then. They're made out of meat." "Thank you. Finally. Yes. They are indeed made out of meat. And they've been trying to get in touch with us for almost a hundred of their years." "Omigod. So what does this meat have in mind?" "First it wants to talk to us. Then I imagine it wants to explore the Universe, contact other sentiences, swap ideas and information. The usual." "We're supposed to talk to meat." "That's the idea. That's the message they're sending out by radio. 'Hello. Anyone out there. Anybody home.' That sort of thing." "They actually do talk, then. They use words, ideas, concepts?" "Oh, yes. Except they do it with meat." "I thought you just told me they used radio." "They do, but what do you think is on the radio? Meat sounds. You know how when you slap or flap meat, it makes a noise? They talk by flapping their meat at each other. They can even sing by squirting air through their meat." "Omigod. Singing meat. This is altogether too much. So what do you advise?" "Officially or unofficially?" "Both." "Officially, we are required to contact, welcome and log in any and all sentient races or multibeings in this quadrant of the Universe, without prejudice, fear or favor. Unofficially, I advise that we erase the records and forget the whole thing." "I was hoping you would say that." "It seems harsh, but there is a limit. Do we really want to make contact with meat?" "I agree one hundred percent. What's there to say? 'Hello, meat. How's it going?' But will this work? How many planets are we dealing with here?" "Just one. They can travel to other planets in special meat containers, but they can't live on them. And being meat, they can only travel through C space. Which limits them to the speed of light and makes the possibility of their ever making contact pretty slim. Infinitesimal, in fact." "So we just pretend there's no one home in the Universe." "That's it." "Cruel. But you said it yourself, who wants to meet meat? And the ones who have been aboard our vessels, the ones you probed? You're sure they won't remember?" "They'll be considered crackpots if they do. We went into their heads and smoothed out their meat so that we're just a dream to them." "A dream to meat! How strangely appropriate, that we should be meat's dream." "And we marked the entire sector unoccupied." "Good. Agreed, officially and unofficially. Case closed. Any others? Anyone interesting on that side of the galaxy?" "Yes, a rather shy but sweet hydrogen core cluster intelligence in a class nine star in G445 zone. Was in contact two galactic rotations ago, wants to be friendly again." "They always come around." "And why not? Imagine how unbearably, how unutterably cold the Universe would be if one were all alone ..." __________________
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02-20-2006, 05:33 AM	#14
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