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Blazzin311
Join Date: Sep 2006
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This site has some pretty damn good ones on it if your interested.
http://facebookstatus.blogspot.com |
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Would an idiot do that?
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As far as who can register, I only see the people I want to see, so I don't care who else is on FB. If you don't want to friend your aunt Martha, don't friend her. ![]() |
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Cast Iron Jedi
Join Date: Nov 2004
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I posted this one the other day: "THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: Have you ever wondered if the bills in your wallet were ever in a stripper's butt crack? Have a nice day."
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"You like to drink?"
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Friend of mine who is from my hometown, went to Mizzou for a year, and has since been in Butt****nowhere, Nevada
Friend: Just wrote a 4 page, single spaced, front and back essay for my history final on the kansas-Nebraska Act, why kansas is the root of all evil, why kansas caused the civil war, how much of a badass Quantrill was, and how much I hate kansas with a passion. It only had to be one paragraph.....
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AIC
Join Date: Oct 2002
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how about these status updates that a lot of people do because they think we care.
"I just washed my hands" 5 min later "I'm going to go watch TV now" 10 min later "there is nothing on TV" 15 min later "well guys, you will not believe this but I am going to have a glass of orange juice!!!" 20 min later "It's time to wash some dishes" 15 min later "I'm just had a CUP OF COFFEE!!!!" automatic de-friending when I see this |
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Blazzin311
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Agreed. I hate that crap. |
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is [this comment has been removed due to legal action by the warpaintillustrated.com].
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Woman should only make babies
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christmas is about getting back to the basics, having your gas turned off by the gas company, gathering around an open electric stove drinking cheep booze and crying that you can hug your dead relatives
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#RIPAce
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Woman should only make babies
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I've said this one before on here and on facebook
I am sad I hit a dog this morning, left a note for the owner, sorry about the dog, we'll talk about the damage to my car tomorrow.
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Woman should only make babies
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Mexican limo
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Cast Iron Jedi
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I posted this one today:
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I'm on a weird quest to get people to quit starting FB posts with things like...
Thinks, Is doing, Likes, etc. I don't know why but I just think it's a little too close to talking about yourself in the 3rd person which is about one of the biggest D baggish things one could do. |
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