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Old 03-03-2005, 10:58 AM  
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Here is some good news - Denise Richards!

Looks like Charlie found out I'm the real father.

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Richards and Sheen to Divorce
Mar 2, 10:46 PM EST

The Associated Press

LOS ANGELES -- Actress Denise Richards has filed for divorce from her actor-husband Charlie Sheen, citing irreconcilable differences, according to court papers filed Wednesday.

Richards, 34, is six months pregnant with the couple's second child. They also have a daughter, Sam, who will be a year old next week.

The couple married in June 2002 and co-starred in "Scary Movie 3." Richards and Sheen, 39, met while shooting the independent film "Good Advice" in 2000.

They began dating after Richards guest-starred on Sheen's former series "Spin City." The marriage was Sheen's second and Richards' first.

Sheen, who now stars in the CBS sitcom "Two and a Half Men," is best known for his work in the movies "Platoon," "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" and "Hot Shots."

Richards, a former Bond girl, has appeared in a host of movies, including "Wild Things" and "Starship Troopers."
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Old 03-03-2005, 01:24 PM   #46
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Didn't that guy get popped for kiddie porn, not molestation?

Further, Charlie was far from a child when when he "starred" in that flick.

You suck.
No, that dude also allegedly solicited an underage pros.

We're talking about Charlie, not Martin.

I do suck, but not because of this particular joke.
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Old 03-03-2005, 01:26 PM   #47
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The last several posts have been extremely funny, but certainly not funny enough to overshadow #40. What is wrong with you people? That's not even all that obscure.
He's the fumphery newspaper man on Deadwood nowadays. But he's not, I repeat, NOT Jennings.
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Old 03-03-2005, 01:28 PM
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Old 03-03-2005, 01:31 PM   #48
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I'm aware. Have you seen Ferris Bueller's Day Off?
Are you suggesting that the Principal wouldn't stick his penis in Charlie's ass unless he were underage?
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Old 03-03-2005, 01:34 PM   #49
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Are you suggesting that the Principal wouldn't stick his penis in Charlie's ass unless he were underage?
I wonder if the newspaper guy on "Deadwood" ever takes special pictures of his paper boys.
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Old 03-03-2005, 01:42 PM   #50
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It's funny that they list Ferris in his credits. He was in that movie for about two minutes, and had about five lines.
I don't even remember him being in that movie.
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Old 03-03-2005, 01:43 PM   #51
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I don't even remember him being in that movie.
He was the bad boy at the police station that hit on Ferris' sister.
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Old 03-03-2005, 01:43 PM   #52
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I'd call that a fair trade for getting rid of all that fucking annoying "talking".
That's clearly a "No Rausch, I haven't."

The sound is one of the most distinguishable things you will ever hear. It'll stick with you forever. It's like walking down a country road at 1am and hearing two cows ****.

Nevermind. I've already bought a ticket on the bullet train to hell...
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Old 03-03-2005, 02:00 PM   #53
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You're getting desperate.
Heh. Perhaps.

Due to my responses on this thread, I've now received email from 2 different Tom Cash email addresses accusing me of being gay. He says he'd rather I stay in the closet. I'll take that to mean Tom is a major homo-phob which is kinda surprising considering the whole Navy thing....
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Old 03-03-2005, 02:07 PM   #54
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That's clearly a "No Rausch, I haven't."

The sound is one of the most distinguishable things you will ever hear. It'll stick with you forever. It's like walking down a country road at 1am and hearing two cows ****.

Nevermind. I've already bought a ticket on the bullet train to hell...
I'm still not sure how you got from my 'mute girl' to your 'deaf girl orgasm'. I don't want her to be deaf, she needs to be able to hear me. The talking part is what I don't want.
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Old 03-03-2005, 02:08 PM   #55
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I'll take that to mean Tom is a major homo-phob which is kinda surprising considering the whole Navy thing....
In the na-vy.

I'd watch saying things like homo-phob though, since your handle is what it is.
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Old 03-03-2005, 02:09 PM   #56
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