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Old 02-10-2007, 10:47 PM  
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Urinating Sitting Down: An Inquiry
I had a discussion today with one of my brothers. He was complaining that his wife (a beautiful Asian gal) is tired of cleaning his primary urinal target. Apparently, he has rather piss poor aim. I told him that perhaps he should just sit down if he has issues with the accuracy of his urine stream.

To my surprise, he went on a diatribe about masculinity and how it is inversely proportional to the number of times a male sits to go pee, or something. I got distracted by a fantastic episode of "What Not To Wear" and hung up on him, but it got me thinking. How often do you sit to pee and do you think it reflects upon your masculinity?

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Old 02-10-2007, 11:42 PM   #46
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now you won't even stand and fight for your beliefs / other response, that is even worse than ignorant.

Hiding behind the internet..... I lost respect for discussing this topic with you.
Look scooter I could give a shit less rather you stand or sit to pee. I really do not see how it proves you are a man to do one or the other. I made a silly joke and you took me wrong thinking I was calling you out for sitting to pee As far as hiding behind the internet I have no clue what that means, I have said nothing here I wouldn't say to your face.
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Old 02-10-2007, 11:42 PM   #47
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Do you ever urinate while you defecate?
Of course. Now you're just being a technical dickhead. The spirit of the question as I perceived it was, when you take a leak, do you ever sit down? My answer is no. Pee however you want.
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Old 02-10-2007, 11:43 PM   #48
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If I'm already pooping then I'll go ahead and pee while I sit. Otherwise no. I've got really good aim, though.
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Old 02-10-2007, 11:45 PM   #49
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jeez, make a strong statement and if anyone confronts you just say you were joking....

Actually...you're really starting to sound like a dumbass in this thread.
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Actually...you're really starting to sound like a dumbass in this thread.
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Old 02-10-2007, 11:49 PM   #51
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Old 02-10-2007, 11:49 PM   #52
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Same here.
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Old 02-10-2007, 11:51 PM   #54
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I can't think of a time I sat just to pee, honestly. I'm sure I did it a lot when I was potty training, but beyond that I really can't think of a time.
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Look scooter I could give a shit less rather you stand or sit to pee. I really do not see how it proves you are a man to do one or the other. I made a silly joke and you took me wrong thinking I was calling you out for sitting to pee As far as hiding behind the internet I have no clue what that means, I have said nothing here I wouldn't say to your face.

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MANLY REPLY! I can't sit down to pee it gets my nuts wet! hell I stand to take a dump!





this is what got my initial response to you,
but not all of my comments were meant just for you, because there was in the initial post the thought that sitting to pee was in direct reflect to your manhood.

Damn, some of you can be so self absorbed
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Actually...you're really starting to sound like a dumbass in this thread.

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MANLY REPLY! I can't sit down to pee it gets my nuts wet! hell I stand to take a dump!





this is what got my initial response to you,
but not all of my comments were meant just for you, because there was in the initial post the thought that sitting to pee was in direct reflect to your manhood.

Damn, some of you can be so self absorbed
Really you can't read that and tell I was joking
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