Is this bad luck? Britney Spears and my wife

[btlook1]

I know shes not that hot anymore but wouldn't it be cool to say you bopped someone famous once??? I would have been asking my wife why in the hell didn't you bring her home for a 3 some!!!

[Baby Lee]

Howard called TMZ on their shit yesterday. He's generally aimiable with the papparazi, but once day a week or so ago he wasn't feeling/looking that great [cold, snow, parka, hood], when he went to walk his dog and said 'not today guys.' Unfortunately, Beth-O said the same thing soon thereafter.
So in response TMZ ran a whole 'who's mr. and ms. crabby?' piece on them.

Difference being, Howard knows how to handle it. He was summoning the ID of the 'anchor' who ran the 'mr. crabby' story and was ready to dispatch the 'whack pack' to hang outside her house to ask her questions on camera every time she came out.

Eleven minutes later, the EP of TMZ was on the phone to personally apologize [although, IMO that apology is worthless].

[Baby Lee]

[xbarretx]

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

So my wife took a walk today on her street in Beverly Hills. As some of you know, my wife is 7.5 months pregnant with our first child and she went to a nearby maternity store that's going out of business.

Anyway, as she was waiting in line for a dressing room, Britney walks out of a nearby room. She immediately walks up to my wife, lifts her shirt and begins rubbing her belly. Then she aksed "When are you due? You look beautiful. Have a healthy pregnancy!", then exited the store.

Is my baby cursed?

come on Dane, you dont have a jug of antifreeze for situations just like this? j/k grats and GL on the baby

[listopencil]

I'm an ordained minister, I'll perform a laying on of hands for your wife. Cheap.

[DaneMcCloud]

Originally Posted by listopencil

I'm an ordained minister, I'll perform a laying on of hands for your wife. Cheap.

[StcChief]

sounds like a possible assault charge

[DaneMcCloud]

Originally Posted by StcChief

sounds like a possible assault charge

I suppose but my wife did say she was very sweet about it.

I'm just glad my wife didn't get caught up in that paparazzi mess that was shown on TMZ. That was a lawsuit waiting to happen.

[listopencil]

Originally Posted by StcChief

sounds like a possible assault charge

I think that's actually battery.

[Bowser]

Originally Posted by listopencil

I think that's actually battery.

Not to mention child molestation. No telling where that fetus got felt up.

[BucEyedPea]

Originally Posted by Bowser

Not to mention child molestation. No telling where that fetus got felt up.

[StcChief]

Originally Posted by listopencil

I think that's actually battery.

ok....just the thought of touching a pregent woman you do NOT know like that is ....

ridiculous, no wonder they took her kids.

[listopencil]

Originally Posted by StcChief

ok....just the thought of touching a pregent woman you do NOT know like that is ....

ridiculous, no wonder they took her kids.

My oldest daughter is taking classes for work in the medical field and had this issue come up as one of the questions on a test recently. She has to know that she can be charged with battery if she gives emergency medical aid against the person's wishes.

[Bowser]

Originally Posted by listopencil

My oldest daughter is taking classes for work in the medical field and had this issue come up as one of the questions on a test recently. She has to know that she can be charged with battery if she gives emergency medical aid against the person's wishes.

The legal system in this country is ****ed to high hell.

[listopencil]

Assault is a crime of violence against another person. In some jurisdictions, including Australia and New Zealand, assault refers to an act that causes another to apprehend immediate and personal violence, while in other jurisdictions, such as the United States, assault refers only to the threat of violence caused by an immediate show of force. Simple assaults that do not involve any aggravation such as use of a deadly weapon are distinguished from aggravated assaults in some jurisdictions.

Assault is often defined to include not only violence, but any physical contact with another person without their consent. In common law jurisdictions, including England and Wales and the USA, battery is the crime that represents the unlawful physical contact, though this distinction does not exist in all jurisdictions. Exceptions exist to cover unsolicited physical contact which amount to normal social behavior (for example, patting someone on the back): see (in England and Wales) Collins v. Wilcox [1984] 3 All ER 374.






http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assault