Is this bad luck? Britney Spears and my wife

[DaneMcCloud]

So my wife took a walk today on her street in Beverly Hills. As some of you know, my wife is 7.5 months pregnant with our first child and she went to a nearby maternity store that's going out of business.

Anyway, as she was waiting in line for a dressing room, Britney walks out of a nearby room. She immediately walks up to my wife, lifts her shirt and begins rubbing her belly. Then she aksed "When are you due? You look beautiful. Have a healthy pregnancy!", then exited the store.

Is my baby cursed?

[DaneMcCloud]

Originally Posted by StcChief

sounds like a possible assault charge

I suppose but my wife did say she was very sweet about it.

I'm just glad my wife didn't get caught up in that paparazzi mess that was shown on TMZ. That was a lawsuit waiting to happen.

[listopencil]

Originally Posted by StcChief

sounds like a possible assault charge

I think that's actually battery.

[Bowser]

Originally Posted by listopencil

I think that's actually battery.

Not to mention child molestation. No telling where that fetus got felt up.

[listopencil]

Assault is a crime of violence against another person. In some jurisdictions, including Australia and New Zealand, assault refers to an act that causes another to apprehend immediate and personal violence, while in other jurisdictions, such as the United States, assault refers only to the threat of violence caused by an immediate show of force. Simple assaults that do not involve any aggravation such as use of a deadly weapon are distinguished from aggravated assaults in some jurisdictions.

Assault is often defined to include not only violence, but any physical contact with another person without their consent. In common law jurisdictions, including England and Wales and the USA, battery is the crime that represents the unlawful physical contact, though this distinction does not exist in all jurisdictions. Exceptions exist to cover unsolicited physical contact which amount to normal social behavior (for example, patting someone on the back): see (in England and Wales) Collins v. Wilcox [1984] 3 All ER 374.






http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assault

[StcChief]

Originally Posted by listopencil

I think that's actually battery.

ok....just the thought of touching a pregent woman you do NOT know like that is ....

ridiculous, no wonder they took her kids.

[listopencil]

Originally Posted by StcChief

ok....just the thought of touching a pregent woman you do NOT know like that is ....

ridiculous, no wonder they took her kids.

My oldest daughter is taking classes for work in the medical field and had this issue come up as one of the questions on a test recently. She has to know that she can be charged with battery if she gives emergency medical aid against the person's wishes.

[Bowser]

Originally Posted by listopencil

My oldest daughter is taking classes for work in the medical field and had this issue come up as one of the questions on a test recently. She has to know that she can be charged with battery if she gives emergency medical aid against the person's wishes.

The legal system in this country is ****ed to high hell.

[listopencil]

Originally Posted by Bowser

The legal system in this country is ****ed to high hell.

Yep. It's a big pile of shit.

[Mr. Laz]

name dropper

[Lonewolf Ed]

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

So my wife took a walk today on her street in Beverly Hills. As some of you know, my wife is 7.5 months pregnant with our first child and she went to a nearby maternity store that's going out of business.

Anyway, as she was waiting in line for a dressing room, Britney walks out of a nearby room. She immediately walks up to my wife, lifts her shirt and begins rubbing her belly. Then she aksed "When are you due? You look beautiful. Have a healthy pregnancy!", then exited the store.

Is my baby cursed?

You know, the more I think about it, the luckier your wife may have been that Britney didn't pull up your wife's shirt and squeeze her boobs and say, "Now, that's one baby who won't be going hungry!" Honestly, with the way Britney has been acting, would such a thing shock anyone now?

I think that paparazzi pack is just hoping to be there when she dies so they can get footage of it all.

[ChiefsFan4Life]

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

So my wife took a walk today on her street in Beverly Hills. As some of you know, my wife is 7.5 months pregnant with our first child and she went to a nearby maternity store that's going out of business.

Anyway, as she was waiting in line for a dressing room, Britney walks out of a nearby room. She immediately walks up to my wife, lifts her shirt and begins rubbing her belly. Then she aksed "When are you due? You look beautiful. Have a healthy pregnancy!", then exited the store.

Is my baby cursed?

I wonder what the ratio of words you speak or write :: "name-dropping" or associating yourself with celebrities is

[ChiefsFan4Life]

Originally Posted by Laz

name dropper

Exactly! One of the worst I've seen on any message board.

[DaneMcCloud]

Originally Posted by ChiefsFan4Life

I wonder what the ratio of words you speak or write :: "name-dropping" or associating yourself with celebrities is

Hey, fuck You.

I've been a member here for over 7 years and have over 4,500 posts. I dare you to find more than 20 of those posts in which I "name drop".

Excuse the fuck out of me for sharing an anecdote about my wife and Britney Spears.

On second thought, fuck You.

[ChiefsFan4Life]

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

Hey, fuck You.

I've been a member here for over 7 years and have over 4,500 posts. I dare you to find more than 20 of those posts in which I "name drop".

Excuse the fuck out of me for sharing an anecdote about my wife and Britney Spears.

On second thought, fuck You.

Hollywood types are always so sensitive

You are probably secretly pretending I am the papparazi

[DaneMcCloud]

Originally Posted by ChiefsFan4Life

Hollywood types are always so sensitive

You are probably secretly pretending I am the papparazi

No, I publicly think you're an asshole.