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Bring her a big ole package of sausage and see if she gets the hint?
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Oh and I know this works because I did this ages ago when I was in a similar situation. 3rd date, day before Valentine's. And here is where I brag because I rarely get to bring this up... with an ex Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader! Spent the evening finishing off the two bottles of wine. I had no clue if she liked white or red so I bought one of each (of the types I recommended to you) and luckily it turned out she liked both.
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A nice bottle if wine is a good idea. Dont over do it for someone you only went in 2 dates with.
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Kickin' it in Dobbstown.
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I would definitely add the two wine glasses (with a somewhat distinctive pattern) as well. It's not over the top, it's fairly practical and IF things work out it's a nice tangible keepsake. If things don't then who cares... you had to drink the wine out of something!
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Now that that's out of the way.
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Let ME get some first. LOL
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Reschedule for Friday and you will know right then and there whether she is worth it or not. Because IF she reschedules for Friday then she really does have an interest in you and then you can give her a belated VD gift that is a lot less expensive and will actually mean a helluva a lot more to her because you still showed your thoughtfulness for her around this time. |
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You are absolutely right. I'll try this and report back to the brain trust.
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#59 |
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What, nobody came out with "bang her on wednesday night then sneak out without waking her up"?
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Buy two 50lb sacks of lime, some rope, and a trash bag. Take her out somewhere secluded, make sure that the radio in the car is off. Once you pull over to the destination, ask her to get out as you have a surprise for her. Take her back to the trunk, open it up, give her a second to realize what is in there, then nudge her like you're going to shove her in. Once she stiffens up, break out a smile and say "Gotcha!!" Then go watch a Kevin James movie.
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