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Old 05-20-2009, 09:30 AM  
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My Girlfriend got her period!!!
We were a little worried. But no baby, no baby, no baby!

I'm going to celebrate.
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Old 05-20-2009, 10:29 AM   #61
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If I'm a mental midget, then there's a very good chance that I don't have the intellectual capacity to be a hypocrite.

Of course, if I don't have the intellectual capacity to be a hypocrite, then I doubt I would have the intellectual capacity to reach that conclusion.

It's quite a connundrum, really.
I imagine you as an actual midget, whether or not you are one. You kinda look like this in my head:

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Old 05-20-2009, 10:29 AM   #62
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You better hope I'm never your Secret Santa or something.
Just remember, baby...anything you can do, I can do better.


I can do anything better than you. No you can't. Yes I can. No you can't. Yes I can.


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Old 05-20-2009, 10:29 AM   #63
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there was birth control involved. it just might have been compromised.

If you are too small to wear a condom, then you should probably keep it in the diaper, boy.
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Old 05-20-2009, 10:30 AM   #64
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Not me. I'm celibate. I nipped a shit ton of potential problems in the bud when I made that decision four years ago.
Isn't that the same thing as just not being able to get some. I love when people make this excuse for being a complete loser.
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Old 05-20-2009, 10:30 AM   #65
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Just remember, baby...anything you can do, I can do better.


I can do anything better than you. No you can't. Yes I can. No you can't. Yes I can.


I usually keep the best evil ideas to myself.
I can knit.
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Old 05-20-2009, 10:30 AM   #66
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I'm glad I can make my own decisions as to what I want or don't want in my ass.
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Old 05-20-2009, 10:31 AM   #67
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I wonder how Saccogoo feels about oral stimulation.
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He's very very into ATM.
Ass to mandible?
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Old 05-20-2009, 10:31 AM   #68
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I can knit.
I can knot.
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Old 05-20-2009, 10:32 AM   #69
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Antibotics **** up the pill but little else.
Yep, last time my doc prescribed the pill and some antibiotics, she told me to make sure to remember that the antibiotics would render the pill useless.
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Old 05-20-2009, 10:32 AM   #70
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Old 05-20-2009, 10:32 AM   #71
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I'm glad I can make my own decisions as to what I want or don't want in my ass.
That doesn't sound like a good little submissive wife.
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Old 05-20-2009, 10:32 AM   #72
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Yep, last time my doc prescribed the pill and some antibiotics, she told me to make sure to remember that the antibiotics would render the pill useless.
That's how I got the beautiful and talented Autumn Lynn.
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Old 05-20-2009, 10:32 AM   #73
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Old 05-20-2009, 10:33 AM   #74
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This bugs me even more than the lesbian craze going on right now. Since when did this anal sex thing become popular? I hate to tell all of you closet homos, but the butt isn't made for penile insertion. It's made for excrement evacuation. Perhaps all the needle dicks out there find it's the only way to get any type of reaction out of a woman in terms of sexual involvement, but it's just plain gross to get excited about stuffing your wang in a keester. Even the ancient Greeks/Romans didn't do that. It was all "in-between the thighs" sex. And if I was a chick, and some dude wanted to stick it in my butt, I'd pull out the 9 inch dildo from the night stand and tell him that if he wants to, he gets it done first and see how much he enjoys it.

Just goes back to the 10/80/10 sociological concept that 10% of the population is pure heterosexual, 10% is pure homosexual and the other 80% is somewhere in-between.
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Old 05-20-2009, 10:33 AM   #75
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Some people like humping goats. That's taboo. It doesn't make it right though.

And having a chick use Mr. Happy on your butt first just makes it chivalrous, understanding and even more taboo.

Your chick has ****ed you in the ass, hasn't she?
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