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Old 05-20-2009, 09:30 AM  
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My Girlfriend got her period!!!
We were a little worried. But no baby, no baby, no baby!

I'm going to celebrate.
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Old 05-20-2009, 09:37 AM   #16
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I hate to be the first, but I'd recommend some method of birth control to avoid such situations in the future. I mean, I could be going out on a limb here, but it doesn't sound like you are, at this point, prepard for fatherhood, but, yet, still maintain a sexually active lifestyle with your current partner/girlfriend. Just a suggestion. I have heard that their are such things as a condom or pills or the like.

But then, you could be like 15, and her parents would castrate you, slap a statutory rape charge on you, etc., if they knew you were having sex so you haven't been to the doctor to get a birth control prescription, or you could be too chicken to walk into a Walgreens to pick up a pack of condoms or it could be that you are just reeruned and like having sex without a method of birth control and love that monthly excitement and anxiety about the possibility of becoming a parent.
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Old 05-20-2009, 09:38 AM   #17
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Old 05-20-2009, 09:38 AM   #18
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I hate to be the first, but I'd recommend some method of birth control to avoid such situations in the future. I mean, I could be going out on a limb here, but it doesn't sound like you are, at this point, prepard for fatherhood, but, yet, still maintain a sexually active lifestyle with your current partner/girlfriend. Just a suggestion. I have heard that their are such things as a condom or pills or the like.

But then, you could be like 15, and her parents would castrate you, slap a statutory rape charge on you, etc., if they knew you were having sex so you haven't been to the doctor to get a birth control prescription, or you could be too chicken to walk into a Walgreens to pick up a pack of condoms or it could be that you are just reeruned and like having sex without a method of birth control and love that monthly excitement and anxiety about the possibility of becoming a parent.
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Old 05-20-2009, 09:38 AM   #19
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I hate to be the first, but I'd recommend some method of birth control to avoid such situations in the future. I mean, I could be going out on a limb here, but it doesn't sound like you are, at this point, prepard for fatherhood, but, yet, still maintain a sexually active lifestyle with your current partner/girlfriend. Just a suggestion. I have heard that their are such things as a condom or pills or the like.

But then, you could be like 15, and her parents would castrate you, slap a statutory rape charge on you, etc., if they knew you were having sex so you haven't been to the doctor to get a birth control prescription, or you could be too chicken to walk into a Walgreens to pick up a pack of condoms or it could be that you are just reeruned and like having sex without a method of birth control and love that monthly excitement and anxiety about the possibility of becoming a parent.
whats a matter sackagoo? you're sweating.
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Old 05-20-2009, 09:38 AM   #20
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you hypocrite....
If I'm a mental midget, then there's a very good chance that I don't have the intellectual capacity to be a hypocrite.

Of course, if I don't have the intellectual capacity to be a hypocrite, then I doubt I would have the intellectual capacity to reach that conclusion.

It's quite a connundrum, really.
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Old 05-20-2009, 09:41 AM   #21
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whats a matter sackagoo? you're sweating.
Not me. I'm celibate. I nipped a shit ton of potential problems in the bud when I made that decision four years ago.
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Old 05-20-2009, 09:41 AM   #22
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I hate to be the first, but I'd recommend some method of birth control to avoid such situations in the future.
there was birth control involved. it just might have been compromised.
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Old 05-20-2009, 09:43 AM   #23
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Old 05-20-2009, 09:45 AM   #24
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I hate to be the first, but I'd recommend some method of birth control to avoid such situations in the future. I mean, I could be going out on a limb here, but it doesn't sound like you are, at this point, prepard for fatherhood, but, yet, still maintain a sexually active lifestyle with your current partner/girlfriend. Just a suggestion. I have heard that their are such things as a condom or pills or the like.

But then, you could be like 15, and her parents would castrate you, slap a statutory rape charge on you, etc., if they knew you were having sex so you haven't been to the doctor to get a birth control prescription, or you could be too chicken to walk into a Walgreens to pick up a pack of condoms or it could be that you are just reeruned and like having sex without a method of birth control and love that monthly excitement and anxiety about the possibility of becoming a parent.

I recommend the "horse shoe" technique
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Old 05-20-2009, 09:47 AM   #25
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there was birth control involved. it just might have been compromised.
i hope you didn't put the sandwich back in it after you were done.
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If I'm a mental midget, then there's a very good chance that I don't have the intellectual capacity to be a hypocrite.

Of course, if I don't have the intellectual capacity to be a hypocrite, then I doubt I would have the intellectual capacity to reach that conclusion.

It's quite a connundrum, really.
No, you wouldn't have the mental capacity to understand your own hypocrisies, instead just look your nose down on the rest of us and act like you know something.


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