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Old 09-25-2009, 01:49 AM  
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The Megan Fox thread got me to thinking...what are your personal "worst" movies you've ever seen?

Here's my top five right off the top of my head:

1. Crank
- And Statham was so good in Snatch. WTF happened to that guy? This movie is a trainwreck of epic proportions. I'm getting physically sick just thinking about this pail of warm spit.

2. Nothing But Trouble
- No words to discribe how bad this piece of shit is as Dan Ackroyd builds up his acting resume with this triumphant followup to his Oscar worthy performance in Caddyshack 2. Everyone associated with this movie should be killed.

3. Clerks 2
- Why does Kevin Smith even make movies? He's like a really bad Quentin Tarrantino, and that's saying a lot (or very little). Blew his wad on the original Clerks and has treated us with calamities such as this ever since.

4. Any Given Sunday
- See #3 for description on Oliver Stone. The fact that he is actually putting out Wallstreet 2: Money Never Sleeps, put out Alexander and this steaming pile of monkey shit. I mean, when was the last time anyone played NFL football in the dark? Probably the last time Al Pacino didn't mail it in on a movie. HOOOHAAA! Al. Hoohaa indeed.

5. Righteous Kill
- Pacino. DeNiro. It's got to be great, right? OMG. They didn't even put a stamp on the letter to mail it in for this lump of festering goat bile. And next time, remember to get a stand in double for anytime you are being filmed trying to throw a ball or run Bobby. I mean, shit. Who would of thought that DeNiro throws like a girl. An old, wrinkled up sissy armed girl who runs like a hobbled 89 year old lady in six inch stilettos.
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Old 09-25-2009, 11:11 AM   #121
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Old 09-25-2009, 11:14 AM   #122
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Old 09-25-2009, 11:17 AM   #123
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That was a great movie! With that I say... run, don't walk, right into a burning Aids tree!


The thing I disliked most about it was it seemed the the last ¾ of the movie was Daniel Day Louis running aimlessly.
Just seemed to drag on.
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Old 09-25-2009, 11:21 AM   #124
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So, you like Crank? With Jason Statham running around in a hospital gown with his anus hanging out? That really believable pseudo-rape scene with Amy Smart? Vote for Pedro as a ghey clubbing snitch? The line "Who wants white meat?" The whole concept of "bad Chinese shit" pumped into his veins by a sterioded Ricky Ricardo? And that Dwight Yokam as a back room, lost his license MD to the hooker and drug dealers of LA, who knows all about this "bad Chinese shit" and tells him to go drink some Red Bull and it will be all better. Plus the fact that he fell 17,000 feet from a helicopter, lived, and then had some chinese guys steal his heart? (Premise for Crank 2.) It was bad on every single level. It made Uwe Boll proud of his work.

What are you? 13 and mentally reeruned?
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Old 09-25-2009, 11:23 AM   #125
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The thing I disliked most about it was it seemed the the last ¾ of the movie was Daniel Day Louis running aimlessly.
Just seemed to drag on.
Ok, I'll give u that... it did drag on a little. I liked the storyline. That, and this is the only Daniel Day film where he looked
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Old 09-25-2009, 11:28 AM   #126
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And you were beating up on me for saying that boondock saints sucked...
I dont see anyone on here agreeing with you that BS sucked?

I think youre gonna find the majority on here like that movie, or guys in general.

But youre entitled to your own opinion. It's not my fault you're gay.
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You mean you didn’t think he was handsome in “My Left Foot”?
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Old 09-25-2009, 11:35 AM   #128
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You mean you didn’t think he was handsome in “My Left Foot”?
I must have missed that one.
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Old 09-25-2009, 11:36 AM   #129
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Be Kind Rewind - I got about 20 minutes into it and had to turn it off.

Lost Boys: The Tribe - Blatant ripoff of the first movie (not exactly a sequel) with poor acting and story.
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Old 09-25-2009, 11:38 AM   #130
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I don't think geographic location has anything to do with bad movies. People in Tibet thought Crank sucked dog nuts. There was a massive underground movement in Belarus to declare Jason Statham an enemy of the state. President Pierre Knurunziza of The Republic of Burundi has declared that anyone possessing a copy of Crank will be stoned to death. It's globally recognized as a turd of massive proportions.
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Old 09-25-2009, 11:39 AM   #131
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Good call on The Happening. I liked his first three and absolutely hated The Village. I "nothing"ed Lady in the Water, but going into The Happening my expectations could not have been lower. I was still shocked at how bad it was. It's like he's trying to suck.
I liked The Village. Lady In The Water wasn't terrible, but I wouldn't exactly call it good. But yeah, The Happening was crap.
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Tenacious D - The Pick of Destiny.

Which is sad...I love the D, but this movie was ****in rotten horrible.
I love that movie. I own it. Yeah, I didn't expect it to be Shakespeare. I think it is hilarious.
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