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Young Girl has Intestines Forcibly Removed in Pool Accident
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Uhh, #1 Ouch. #2, how the **** is this physically possible? |
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I'll bet she doesn't have the guts to try that again.
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Yet another horrible example of this. I understand that this girl, while alive, basically had to have all of her intestines removed. She will have to be fed via IV the rest of her life and have a colostomy bag.
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It's taking me a while to digest this story.
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Besides, there are way less intestine-related puns. |
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I've heard of that happening before, but I always thought it was like an urban legend. Good God.
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Really crappy story.
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So, is there something defective with children's digestional tracts? I mean I had a hole in my stomach as a kid and I had a steady diet of karo syrup too loosen things up, but I never had any problem to that severity..
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Pool drains can exert ~300 PSI. If you happen to sit on one, this will happen.
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But it was not here fault IMO.
My parents done worse but I am tuff.............. Guts and all. |
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