****Official Thanksgiving Menu Thread****

Originally Posted by Katipan

I have to make stuffing for people that don't eat vegetables.

wtf is that? moist bread??

Communists? Put some vodka in it.

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by Just Passin' By

It's always great cooking for people who are extremely picky.

You might try an oyster stuffing without the celery/onions/peppers/shallots, or a mushroom stuffing if they don't count mushrooms as vegetables.

If that won't work for them, make them a bag of Pepperidge farm dressing and tell them to kiss your ass if they don't like it.

Oyster stuffing is sooooo beyond me (Sorry mommy) although I love it. I'm doing an apple/bacon stuffing and still telling them to kiss my ass.

Originally Posted by Phobia

Communists? Put some vodka in it.

I think my family bastes its turkey in Vodka. My first Thanksgiving with this family the police came and picked me up from dinner. Just for some drunk questioning about a bad bad man and I was home an hour later, but it's tradition here. Someone goes to jail for something. It's really not a big deal, it's like Andy Taylor arresting you and your mother bringing you dinner in the pokie, but still... Costs like $75 a night!

[cabletech94]

I think my family bastes its turkey in Vodka. My first Thanksgiving with this family the police came and picked me up from dinner. Just for some drunk questioning about a bad bad man and I was home an hour later, but it's tradition here. Someone goes to jail for something. It's really not a big deal, it's like Andy Taylor arresting you and your mother bringing you dinner in the pokie, but still... Costs like $75 a night![/QUOTE]


omg!! i truly feel sorry for you. and i don't even know ya!