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Winner of Get My Grandpa Laid Contest dies hours before his appointment
Grandpa chokes to death on steak hours before sex for first time in over a decade
15 Dec 2013 12:01 Johnny Orris had won Howard Stern's 'Get My Grandpa Laid' competition and was about to enjoy a romp with two prostitutes Johnny Orris, bottom right, won a coupon for sex at Nevada's famed Bunny Ranch Howard Stern An 86-year-old widower choked to death on a steak hours before he was due to have sex for the first time in more than a decade. Johnny Orris had won Howard Stern's 'Get My Grandpa Laid' TV competition and was about to enjoy a three-in-a-bed romp with two prostitutes at the Bunny Ranch, a legal brothel in Nevada. But tragedy struck when he choked during a celebratory meal at a steak house hours before he was due to claim his 'prize'. Mr Orris' grandson Ed, 49, said he had been "on cloud nine" at the time. The pair had flown in from Illinois and had already picked out two girls, Vanity and Caressa Kisses, at the Bunny Ranch. Famed: Nevada's Bunny Ranch is one of the few legal brothels in the US Facebook/Moonlite Bunny Ranch Owner Dennis Hof said Mr Orris had wanted to have a steak "before the big game". "Johnny said he was prepping for the "Super Bowl of Sex" and he never got there," Hof told New York's Daily News. Ed Orris told TMZ he decided to use the free coupon himself although he didn't have sex with Caressa or Vanity because "that would have been weird." Johnny's wife died 11 years ago and he said had not had sex with anyone else since. His grandson entered him into Howard Stern's 'Get My Grandpa Laid' competition in October and Johnny had emerged as the lucky winner. Check out all the latest News, Sport & Celeb gossip at Mirror.co.uk http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-n...#ixzz2ngOZtlxT Follow us: @DailyMirror on Twitter | DailyMirror on Facebook |
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I was listening that day. If I recall correctly, the owner of the bunny ranch agreed to give all three finalists a free lay.
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I know. DAMMIT! I reopened this thread and immediately caught it, but knew it would be too late and scrolled down to see it pointed out to me. I get so few chances to make Alanis Morrisette references, so frustrating. Like Raaaiin on your wedding day!
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Should have got the Fish Tacos
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Two girls making out on his corpse
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That contest on the show was really good. The owner of the Bunny Ranch said he was going to give the prize to all 3 contestants.
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Bunny Ranch is starting to get a bit untaboo which is good. Hopefully there are more brothels or single guys to shove their dicks into a wet hole without having to waste time with slores who have nothing better to do than iphone and facebook all day.
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Well to be fair they both were popular around the same time, both are white brunettes, and both play shitty music so I can understand your mistake.
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Ed Orris told TMZ he decided to use the free coupon himself although he didn't have sex with Caressa or Vanity because "that would have been weird."
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