Valentine's Day is coming!

[Rain Man]

I'm going to be gone on a business trip, so my wife gets the best Valentine's Day gift ever - an evening with her friends.

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

I'm going to be gone on a business trip, so my wife gets the best Valentine's Day gift ever - an evening with her friends.

hmmm...

A Threesome with Mary Jane
$125 per person, 8 p.m. at The Space Gallery (765 Sante Fe Drive in Denver)

Suggesting a threesome is usually the easiest way to ruin a Valentine’s Day. If you’re going to do it, I’d recommend Edible Events Co.’s anthropomorphized “Mary Jane” to preserve your Facebook relationship status. Dubbed as a “BYOC” or Bring Your Own Cannabis party, they won’t actually be supplying your high, but attendees will be encouraged to consume freely. That includes bud and Budweiser, as the open bar and passed apps give everyone a chance to indulge their inner hedonist. While Italian food doesn’t scream “sexy” to me — I’m partial to French classics — organizer Jane West promises shoulder massages in a private space, live nude body painting, and “the sexiest music videos of all time” showing on one of the gallery’s walls. Benny Benassi better get some love.