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Old 03-03-2013, 12:50 PM  
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Old 04-16-2014, 12:11 PM   #4291
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As long as she keeps on taking my endless bread stick a tossed salad can get thrown in somewhere I guess
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Old 04-16-2014, 12:14 PM   #4292
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OK so I'm getting a divorce and just getting back on the dating scene..A girl who I have known all my life and was good friends with took me out and we had a great night and have hung out every night since then..about a week..except last night..she texts me and the following was our conversation

Her- I am wanting Olive Garden

Me- I'm going to get Olive Garden this weekend

Her- have fun with whatever nasty whore you are taking

Me- where did that come from

Her- what

Me- where did the whore comment come from

Her- well you won't have the kids and I'm not going so I'm sure you will call some whore but don't worry I won't throw stuff in your face like you

Me- um what in the **** are you talking about

Her- you are an asshole

Me- well better to be an asshole than crazy..sooooo yeah..If you would leave me alone that would be great
Wow. My response would have been, "Great! When are you picking me up?"
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Old 04-16-2014, 12:14 PM   #4293
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Her- I am wanting Olive Garden

Me- I'm going to get Olive Garden this weekend

Her- have fun with whatever nasty whore you are taking

Me- where did that come from

Her- what

Me- where did the whore comment come from

Her- well you won't have the kids and I'm not going so I'm sure you will call some whore but don't worry I won't throw stuff in your face like you

Me- um what in the **** are you talking about

Her- you are an asshole

Me- well better to be an asshole than crazy..sooooo yeah..If you would leave me alone that would be great
This is exactly why I hate texting/texting relationships.

I think you took the whore comment too literally, and then this pissed her off and she wouldn't acknowledge the joke?

You should have just left her hanging after the whore comment. She would have come back and apologized, I guarantee it.
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Old 04-16-2014, 12:14 PM   #4294
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Is there a way to try Match.com for free? How about E-Harmony? I'm tired of meeting these girls that have no job, no car, etc. And the rate of " I"M COUNTRY" people who like muddin, and fishen, and BIG OL PICK UM UP TRUCKS! HEPR A DERP, is pissing me off.

OkCupid blows.

POF blows harder.
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Old 04-16-2014, 12:16 PM   #4295
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Is there a way to try Match.com for free? How about E-Harmony? I'm tired of meeting these girls that have no job, no car, etc. And the rate of " I"M COUNTRY" people who like muddin, and fishen, and BIG OL PICK UM UP TRUCKS! HEPR A DERP, is pissing me off.

OkCupid blows.

POF blows harder.
Well, when you're too cheap to pay for a dating site, those are the kinds of girls you get.
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Old 04-16-2014, 12:17 PM   #4296
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Is there a way to try Match.com for free? How about E-Harmony? I'm tired of meeting these girls that have no job, no car, etc. And the rate of " I"M COUNTRY" people who like muddin, and fishen, and BIG OL PICK UM UP TRUCKS! HEPR A DERP, is pissing me off.

OkCupid blows.

POF blows harder.
I was going to say OkCupid. I met a couple chicks through it that definitely had their shit together.

Also, in OkCupid, just look to see in their profile if they have a job first. Easy.
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Old 04-16-2014, 12:24 PM   #4297
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OK so I'm getting a divorce and just getting back on the dating scene..A girl who I have known all my life and was good friends with took me out and we had a great night and have hung out every night since then..about a week..except last night..she texts me and the following was our conversation

Her- I am wanting Olive Garden

Me- I'm going to get Olive Garden this weekend

Her- have fun with whatever nasty whore you are taking

Me- where did that come from

Her- what

Me- where did the whore comment come from

Her- well you won't have the kids and I'm not going so I'm sure you will call some whore but don't worry I won't throw stuff in your face like you

Me- um what in the **** are you talking about

Her- you are an asshole

Me- well better to be an asshole than crazy..sooooo yeah..If you would leave me alone that would be great


This is why a lot of good guys just stay single.

I normally don't even give the outbreaks of crazy a response. Three hours later you get the "I'm sorry" or a phone call. Crazy bitches.
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Old 04-16-2014, 12:26 PM   #4298
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I was going to say OkCupid. I met a couple chicks through it that definitely had their shit together.

Also, in OkCupid, just look to see in their profile if they have a job first. Easy.
I've been duped though. Last night I met up with a girl... her profile says she has a job, but once we meet up, she tells me that she recently quit, and doesn't want to get another one for a while.

I'm like WTF.
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Old 04-16-2014, 12:34 PM   #4299
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And I'm concerned that if I pay for Match.com, I'll have similar results.
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Old 04-16-2014, 12:39 PM   #4300
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Old 04-16-2014, 12:41 PM   #4301
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Old 04-16-2014, 12:58 PM   #4302
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I've been duped though. Last night I met up with a girl... her profile says she has a job, but once we meet up, she tells me that she recently quit, and doesn't want to get another one for a while.

I'm like WTF.
You should have asked her to pick up half the tab just to see how it went over.
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Old 04-16-2014, 01:00 PM   #4303
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And I'm concerned that if I pay for Match.com, I'll have similar results.
After my success some of my friends got on - I think match and/or eharmony. They have jobs. I know 1 of them is talking to 2 really good guys right now. When you aren't meeting single people it is just a no-brainier to sign up and at least expand the possibilities.
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Old 04-16-2014, 01:02 PM   #4304
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Sorry, I'm just not a very interesting or exciting person. On my day off I went to Winstead's and saw The Grand Budapest Hotel. I did bike to Winstead's, though. And posted about it on the internet. Please date me!
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Wow. My response would have been, "Great! When are you picking me up?"
That was kind of the response I was going for..maybe I should of just asked her if she wanted to go but even tho I didn't I don't think the response I got was right
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