New Dating Megathread

[Buck]

Luv's old thread is in the HOC for being too big.

Post all your dating questions, comments, concerns, advice, and scrutiny in here!

[luv]

Originally Posted by GordonGekko

I just want to test something I've been thinking about and doing lately when I am texting people/women. I've been using exclamation points more lately, and I feel like I'm getting better and more positive responses from people when doing this. I'm not overdoing it, but I'm throwing them in when I can, and I think it makes you come across more excited/acknowledging when your text comes through to them and this might get them more interested and less bored with you.

I don't know just a thought, but maybe some of you guys stuck in the texty phase of a new relationship can try this and let me know what you think?

For me, texting-wise, punctuation doesn't matter, as long as it's used correctly. I'm not big on text-speak (or whatever that shit is called), but that's probably because I'm old. Anyway, content matters much more.

[GordonGekko]

Originally Posted by RunKC

Update. Over a month later of me not contacting her or talking to her and she texts me saying she is so sorry and feels awful. She begged us to be friends on Monday and I said "sure".

So she texts me today saying "hey how are you? We should hangout! ".









5 mins later I found out she got mad at that dbag and wants to use me. Christ man. Are there still decent women left in the world?

Dude she is poison to you, stay away from her. Only let her back in if she is begging to give you a bj and/or **** you and then do the dirty and shoot that shit on her face. She deserves nothing better.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Originally Posted by GordonGekko

Dude she is poison to you, stay away from her. Only let her back in if she is begging to give you a bj and/or **** you and then do the dirty and shoot that shit on her face. She deserves nothing better.

Agreed. Hit and quit is fine in this instance.

[GordonGekko]

Originally Posted by PGM

Agreed. Hit and quit is fine in this instance.

He really needs to fury **** this bitch. She has been awful to him.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Originally Posted by GordonGekko

He really needs to fury **** this bitch. She has been awful to him.

No doubt. She's one of those chicks that turns decent guys into an "asshole" (in the chicks mind)

[Discuss Thrower]

Originally Posted by RunKC

Christ man. Are there still decent women left in the world?

[GordonGekko]

Originally Posted by PGM

No doubt. She's one of those chicks that turns decent guys into an "asshole" (in the chicks mind)

He should just send her a text saying, "we really gotta just ****." I mean why not what else does he have to lose at this point? Who knows this might be the type of language that breaks him through and would be something she would not be expecting.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Originally Posted by GordonGekko

He should just send her a text saying, "we really gotta just ****." I mean why not what else does he have to lose at this point? Who knows this might be the type of language that breaks him through and would be something she would not be expecting.

Sometimes it works.

Didn't billay try that? he never reported back, so must have failed.

[GordonGekko]

Originally Posted by PGM

Sometimes it works.

Didn't billay try that? he never reported back, so must have failed.

Lol didn't know that. I'm curious as well as to how that played out.

I've not done it, but it just might in the right situation and RunKC is in a situation where I would probably try it. Nothing left to lose.

[Katipan]

"Babe I'm going to the club with the girls tonight."

Ok! - Even if it's fake, easy going confidence is hot.
Ok... - The insecurities are loud and clear
Ok? - Sarcasm isn't always a friend
Ok$$$ - You're a stripper
K - My favorite response but dangerous in its ambiguity.

[Perineum Ripper]

OK so the girl who is as nutty as a bucket of squirrel turds called me tonight..After discussing the text misunderstanding she reveals to me that she is in love with me and has been forever..now that I'm getting divorced she wants to be with me

Now here comes the good stuff..so grab a soda and popcorn and be ready to have your mind blown away

From here on forth the lady shall be known as Squirrel..I shall be Mr. Awesome..my ****ing story so I choose the names..

Mr. Awesome- That's nice and I appreciate you telling me all this and calling so we could figure this all out..I'm just not ready to go back into a serious relationship due to the fact I am just getting out of a marriage

Squirrel- Don't say that because I know it's not true..you love me too..you know you do because we have been having sex

Mr. Awesome- Hold on..just because we are having sex it doesn't mean I love you..it means you are attractive and you are willing to give me sex so I have sex with you

(Mr. Awesome isn't the most subtle of people)

Squirrel- How can you say that..we could have something amazing..you know it I know it..we aren't getting younger so we need to take advantage of it now

Mr. Awesome- Look I'm sorry this isn't what you want to hear but I'm not getting into a relationship with you or anyone else..I was married for almost 10 years..I'm not going to jump from it into another long term relationship..I'm going to go live my life..run through sluts..wake up with hangovers..wake up and question who the creature is next to me..go out to bars..make other people uncomfortable at the bar..make fun of stupid as kids and their shitty clothes and hairstyles

Here is where Satan comes to play

Squirrel- if you do this to me I will make your life hell
,
Mr. Awesome- huh..wait what

Squirrel- I don't just go sleeping with people..If I give myself to someone it is for and out of love..you will not leave me and we will be together or I will make you life hell

Mr. Awesome- look I got to go..load my gun and lock my doors..but you have a awesome night

I hang up before anything else can be said..I put my phone in the car and go to the gym workout then go play basketball..I was busy for about 4 hours..never checking my phone..If I knew how to take screen shots I would of..59 missed calls from Squirrel..213 texts from her as well

I think I'm going to die in my sleep tonight and she will be wearing my skin by brunch

[ghak99]

Originally Posted by Katipan

"Babe I'm going to the club with the girls tonight."

Ok! - Even if it's fake, easy going confidence is hot.
Ok... - The insecurities are loud and clear
Ok? - Sarcasm isn't always a friend
Ok$$$ - You're a stripper
K - My favorite response but dangerous in its ambiguity.

I avoid using the word OK unless it's with the ! or a ?? when I simply have no ****ing clue what they're talking about. Any other way leaves too much room for confusion.

[GordonGekko]

Are you making this up?

[ghak99]

Originally Posted by mac459

OK so the girl who is as nutty as a bucket of squirrel turds called me tonight..After discussing the text misunderstanding she reveals to me that she is in love with me and has been forever..now that I'm getting divorced she wants to be with me

Now here comes the good stuff..so grab a soda and popcorn and be ready to have your mind blown away

From here on forth the lady shall be known as Squirrel..I shall be Mr. Awesome..my ****ing story so I choose the names..

Mr. Awesome- That's nice and I appreciate you telling me all this and calling so we could figure this all out..I'm just not ready to go back into a serious relationship due to the fact I am just getting out of a marriage

Squirrel- Don't say that because I know it's not true..you love me too..you know you do because we have been having sex

Mr. Awesome- Hold on..just because we are having sex it doesn't mean I love you..it means you are attractive and you are willing to give me sex so I have sex with you

(Mr. Awesome isn't the most subtle of people)

Squirrel- How can you say that..we could have something amazing..you know it I know it..we aren't getting younger so we need to take advantage of it now

Mr. Awesome- Look I'm sorry this isn't what you want to hear but I'm not getting into a relationship with you or anyone else..I was married for almost 10 years..I'm not going to jump from it into another long term relationship..I'm going to go live my life..run through sluts..wake up with hangovers..wake up and question who the creature is next to me..go out to bars..make other people uncomfortable at the bar..make fun of stupid as kids and their shitty clothes and hairstyles

Here is where Satan comes to play

Squirrel- if you do this to me I will make your life hell
,
Mr. Awesome- huh..wait what

Squirrel- I don't just go sleeping with people..If I give myself to someone it is for and out of love..you will not leave me and we will be together or I will make you life hell

Mr. Awesome- look I got to go..load my gun and lock my doors..but you have a awesome night

I hang up before anything else can be said..I put my phone in the car and go to the gym workout then go play basketball..I was busy for about 4 hours..never checking my phone..If I knew how to take screen shots I would of..59 missed calls from Squirrel..213 texts from her as well

I think I'm going to die in my sleep tonight and she will be wearing my skin by brunch

I'm just glad to know I'm not the only one with this kind of luck.

[MahiMike]

Originally Posted by mac459

OK so the girl who is as nutty as a bucket of squirrel turds called me tonight..After discussing the text misunderstanding she reveals to me that she is in love with me and has been forever..now that I'm getting divorced she wants to be with me

Now here comes the good stuff..so grab a soda and popcorn and be ready to have your mind blown away

From here on forth the lady shall be known as Squirrel..I shall be Mr. Awesome..my ****ing story so I choose the names..

Mr. Awesome- That's nice and I appreciate you telling me all this and calling so we could figure this all out..I'm just not ready to go back into a serious relationship due to the fact I am just getting out of a marriage

Squirrel- Don't say that because I know it's not true..you love me too..you know you do because we have been having sex

Mr. Awesome- Hold on..just because we are having sex it doesn't mean I love you..it means you are attractive and you are willing to give me sex so I have sex with you

(Mr. Awesome isn't the most subtle of people)

Squirrel- How can you say that..we could have something amazing..you know it I know it..we aren't getting younger so we need to take advantage of it now

Mr. Awesome- Look I'm sorry this isn't what you want to hear but I'm not getting into a relationship with you or anyone else..I was married for almost 10 years..I'm not going to jump from it into another long term relationship..I'm going to go live my life..run through sluts..wake up with hangovers..wake up and question who the creature is next to me..go out to bars..make other people uncomfortable at the bar..make fun of stupid as kids and their shitty clothes and hairstyles

Here is where Satan comes to play

Squirrel- if you do this to me I will make your life hell
,
Mr. Awesome- huh..wait what

Squirrel- I don't just go sleeping with people..If I give myself to someone it is for and out of love..you will not leave me and we will be together or I will make you life hell

Mr. Awesome- look I got to go..load my gun and lock my doors..but you have a awesome night

I hang up before anything else can be said..I put my phone in the car and go to the gym workout then go play basketball..I was busy for about 4 hours..never checking my phone..If I knew how to take screen shots I would of..59 missed calls from Squirrel..213 texts from her as well

I think I'm going to die in my sleep tonight and she will be wearing my skin by brunch

Change your phone #, your address and your hair color. Or Just RUN!