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Royals (26-30)

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'Hamas' Jenkins · 06-02-2014, 05:02 PM

The Cardinals, like the Royals, have no power. Their hitting approach is abysmal, because their hitting coach wants them to slap everything oppo and doesn't want them lifting weights.

Duffy should kill them because along with the law of gravity, the Cardinals are not allowed to hit any LHP.

Matheny is a dumb ****ing **** who could have lost the Nagasaki bombing for the Americans. You are guaranteed at least one asinine double switch taking out a #2-#6 hitter in a close game and a bunt any time a leadoff man reaches in late innings.

The Cardinal bullpen vacillates between mediocre and awful.

These are two evenly matched teams, IMO, but Matheny will likely outstupid Yost. He could outstupid JFK after Jackie fetched his skull flap from the back of the motorcade.

**ChiTown** · 06-02-2014, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

The Cardinals, like the Royals, have no power. Their hitting approach is abysmal, because their hitting coach wants them to slap everything oppo and doesn't want them lifting weights.

Duffy should kill them because along with the law of gravity, the Cardinals are not allowed to hit any LHP.

Matheny is a dumb ****ing **** who could have lost the Nagasaki bombing for the Americans. You are guaranteed at least one asinine double switch taking out a #2-#6 hitter in a close game and a bunt any time a leadoff man reaches in late innings.

The Cardinal bullpen vacillates between mediocre and awful.

These are two evenly matched teams, IMO, but Matheny will likely outstupid Yost. He could outstupid JFK after Jackie fetched his skull flap from the back of the motorcade.

I'll trade you Franchises right now. Straight up.

Al Bundy · 06-02-2014, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

The Cardinals, like the Royals, have no power. Their hitting approach is abysmal, because their hitting coach wants them to slap everything oppo and doesn't want them lifting weights.

Duffy should kill them because along with the law of gravity, the Cardinals are not allowed to hit any LHP.

Matheny is a dumb ****ing **** who could have lost the Nagasaki bombing for the Americans. You are guaranteed at least one asinine double switch taking out a #2-#6 hitter in a close game and a bunt any time a leadoff man reaches in late innings.

The Cardinal bullpen vacillates between mediocre and awful.

These are two evenly matched teams, IMO, but Matheny will likely outstupid Yost. He could outstupid JFK after Jackie fetched his skull flap from the back of the motorcade.

You're getting no sympathy from us.. our offense is pure dogshit. Want to see a horseshit swing? Watch Eric Hosmer swing right out of his shoes.

stonedstooge · 06-02-2014, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

The Cardinals, like the Royals, have no power. Their hitting approach is abysmal, because their hitting coach wants them to slap everything oppo and doesn't want them lifting weights.

Duffy should kill them because along with the law of gravity, the Cardinals are not allowed to hit any LHP.

Matheny is a dumb ****ing **** who could have lost the Nagasaki bombing for the Americans. You are guaranteed at least one asinine double switch taking out a #2-#6 hitter in a close game and a bunt any time a leadoff man reaches in late innings.

The Cardinal bullpen vacillates between mediocre and awful.

These are two evenly matched teams, IMO, but Matheny will likely outstupid Yost. He could outstupid JFK after Jackie fetched his skull flap from the back of the motorcade.

I think I'll ask for a video challenge on that

George Liquor · 06-02-2014, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by stonedstooge

Royals were 4-3 versus the RedTurds in 1985. HAHA

...and haven't really been relevant since.

Al Bundy · 06-02-2014, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by BDj23

...and haven't really been relevant since.

Ohh you're a Jayhawk/Cardinals fan?

'Hamas' Jenkins · 06-02-2014, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiTown

I'll trade you Franchises right now. Straight up.

Well, no shit, but that doesn't change the fact that this year's Cardinals have a terrible offensive approach and Mike Matheny is the worst manager of my life.

C3HIEF3S · 06-02-2014, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Al Bundy

Ohh you're a Jayhawk/Cardinals fan?

Lifelong i'm sure

Three7s · 06-02-2014, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

The Cardinals, like the Royals, have no power. Their hitting approach is abysmal, because their hitting coach wants them to slap everything oppo and doesn't want them lifting weights.

Duffy should kill them because along with the law of gravity, the Cardinals are not allowed to hit any LHP.

Matheny is a dumb ****ing **** who could have lost the Nagasaki bombing for the Americans. You are guaranteed at least one asinine double switch taking out a #2-#6 hitter in a close game and a bunt any time a leadoff man reaches in late innings.

The Cardinal bullpen vacillates between mediocre and awful.

These are two evenly matched teams, IMO, but Matheny will likely outstupid Yost. He could outstupid JFK after Jackie fetched his skull flap from the back of the motorcade.

Wow, that sounds EXACTLY like the Royals, even the managers.

Anyone know if the ESPN broadcast is gonna be blacked out locally? I'd do anything to not have to listen to Hud.....

Deberg_1990 · 06-02-2014, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Well, no shit, but that doesn't change the fact that this year's Cardinals have a terrible offensive approach and Mike Matheny is the worst manager of my life.

Craig for Aoki straight up.
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'Hamas' Jenkins · 06-02-2014, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Deberg_1990

Craig for Aoki straight up.
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George Liquor · 06-02-2014, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Al Bundy

Ohh you're a Jayhawk/Cardinals fan?

Oh lord. Not this shit again.

I also like the Heat, Yankees and the LA Kingzzzzz!

I grew up in Lawrence and have been a been a Cards fan since I was about 12.

**BigRedChief** · 06-02-2014, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Al Bundy

You're getting no sympathy from us.. our offense is pure dogshit. Want to see a horseshit swing? Watch Eric Hosmer swing right out of his shoes.

Hamas has more baseball knowledge and statistics than most on here but his passion has clouded his perception of the state of the club. Hamas is down on the team more than the average fan.

We are all frustrated with bullpen and line up changes that makes no sense. Oue team is way under performing. We look like shit more than we look good. That being said I'm more hopeful of a turnaround than Hamas .....we still have the 4th best record in the National league and talent.

You are catching us at a good time. We have lost 5 out of 7 lately, at home.

**lewdog** · 06-02-2014, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by BDj23

Oh lord. Not this shit again.

I also like the Heat, Yankees and the LA Kingzzzzz!

I grew up in Lawrence and have been a been a Cards fan since I was about 12.

Yankees and Cards?

And you only became a fan of the NBA in the last decade then?

**lewdog** · 06-02-2014, 05:30 PM

And ****....they're all here it seems.

Time to be told how ****ing dumb I am. Not that I need more of that. I watch the Royals every night for Christ's sake!

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