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Consuming CP souls
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: U.S.A.
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Sweet more fake stories
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#77 |
Be Kind To Your Pets
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Glorious Independence, MO
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Is this your girlfriend?
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#78 |
Veteran
Join Date: May 2014
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Veteran
Join Date: May 2014
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#80 |
The chosen one
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: DTX
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She's trying to get pregnant
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Mostly Ignored
Join Date: Jul 2013
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#82 |
(Sir/Yes Sir/Aye Aye Sir)
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Diving
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Changes pants while driving
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Washington D.C.
Casino cash: $2050495
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Now it's Willie Time!
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Beating hippies
Casino cash: $3533512
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#85 |
Liquor and Whores
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: A Trailer Park Near You!
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Yeah just try to PIIHB every night and see if she can keep up with that five times a week!
If she can...then marry her!!! |
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#86 |
'Tis my eye!
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Chiefsplanet
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#87 |
union paraplegic organizer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: western Kansas
Casino cash: $8590000
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No kidding! I used to be a hound & thought I'd never be able to live w/o it. I haven't got it on with my wife since I got out of the hospital in '04 so I have NO sympathy for you. ![]()
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Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: PooPooKaKaPeePeeShire
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#89 |
Needs more middle fingers
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: San Diego
Casino cash: $1993063
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I assume your dick was amputated?
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#90 |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
Casino cash: $1638454
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He was paralyzed in an accident.
My guess is he's at least gentleman enough to loan his favorite lady a thumb once in a while. |
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