Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Kansas City Chiefs

[Marcellus]

Originally Posted by listopencil

It's just "Luck".. and, yes, I'm ready.

[ approaches the sideline ]

Ladies and gentlemen of the Colts, I'm just a caveman. I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW.. and run off into the hills, or wherever.. Sometimes when I get a message on my cell phone, I wonder: "Did little demons get inside and type it?" I don't know! My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts. But there is one thing I do know - when a man throws a football well enough he will score a touchdown. Thank you.

I swear he looks like a caveman but you cant say that here because talking like that means you dont want a good QB.

He is such a ****ing dufus. Its hilarious and I enjoy laughing about it.