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Old 08-19-2014, 04:22 PM   #1
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By the way , and this is a true story how I discovered them.

I was to meet a beautiful little Mexican gal in Stinnett Texas to pick up a load of Boar semen. We always meet at this particular convenient store. I arrived early and hadn't brought a lunch that day as I'm determined to have a daily combo of (1 apple, 2 broccoli spears and 1 oz of almonds) . that's my diet during the day. So I went in and searched for some almonds and saw the wasabi and just grabbed a pack.

Can't believe that once again a load of Boar cum had a huge influence on my life.
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Old 08-19-2014, 04:26 PM   #2
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By the way , and this is a true story how I discovered them.

I was to meet a beautiful little Mexican gal in Stinnett Texas to pick up a load of Boar semen. We always meet at this particular convenient store. I arrived early and hadn't brought a lunch that day as I'm determined to have a daily combo of (1 apple, 2 broccoli spears and 1 oz of almonds) . that's my diet during the day. So I went in and searched for some almonds and saw the wasabi and just grabbed a pack.

Can't believe that once again a load of Boar cum had a huge influence on my life.
You should write Blue Diamond. That would make a great commercial.
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Old 08-19-2014, 04:28 PM   #3
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By the way , and this is a true story how I discovered them.

I was to meet a beautiful little Mexican gal in Stinnett Texas to pick up a load of Boar semen. We always meet at this particular convenient store. I arrived early and hadn't brought a lunch that day as I'm determined to have a daily combo of (1 apple, 2 broccoli spears and 1 oz of almonds) . that's my diet during the day. So I went in and searched for some almonds and saw the wasabi and just grabbed a pack.

Can't believe that once again a load of Boar cum had a huge influence on my life.
Please tell me you washed your hands before eating the almonds and licking the wasabi flavor off of your fingers.
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Old 08-19-2014, 04:36 PM   #4
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Please tell me you washed your hands before eating the almonds and licking the wasabi flavor off of your fingers.
Dude, our semen deliveries are transferred in a sterile environment. It's collected and processed in a laboratory.
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Old 08-19-2014, 05:42 PM   #5
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Dude, our semen deliveries are transferred in a sterile environment. It's collected and processed in a laboratory.
there is no way you really do that for a living - I'll admit though - it's a brilliant little selling feature to the handle. I don't really care who you are or how you got here. Hogfarmer you will always have my heart.
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Old 08-19-2014, 05:49 PM   #6
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Dude, our semen deliveries are transferred in a sterile environment. It's collected and processed in a laboratory.
So - that's a no?
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Old 08-20-2014, 04:28 AM   #7
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Dude, our semen deliveries are transferred in a sterile environment. It's collected and processed in a laboratory.
Except Manziel's. Your room probably looks like a planetarium under a black light.
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