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11-17-2014, 10:38 PM | #2 |
Fifty eight sixty two...
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Jamaal Charles, seen here bouncing a football off of his invisible cock, scored two touchdowns Sunday, November 16 2014, in a Kansas City victory.
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11-17-2014, 10:39 PM | #3 |
**** you, you cretin.
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Suck my big black dick Lynch
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11-17-2014, 10:39 PM | #4 |
Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Cause his dick was stuck in a Seahawk!
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11-17-2014, 10:40 PM | #5 |
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11-17-2014, 10:41 PM | #6 |
How tall is this thing?
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That's right, ball. You know what I want.
....and watch the laces, bitch, or Ill rip em off.
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11-17-2014, 10:41 PM | #7 |
Eat/Sleep/Procrastinate/Repeat
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"I don't think I'm using these Swiffer pads correctly."
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11-17-2014, 10:43 PM | #8 |
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"...get your footling here.....get your footlong"
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11-17-2014, 10:43 PM | #9 |
Fifty eight sixty two...
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Jamaal Charles levitates an American football, a demonstration of his heretofore unknown Jedi skills.
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11-17-2014, 10:44 PM | #10 |
Stuff & Things
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Look everyone, I can take off a condom with no hands.
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11-17-2014, 10:44 PM | #11 |
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"Hey Macarena!"
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11-17-2014, 10:45 PM | #12 |
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I found them in mom's cabinet. They say they're called Nah-puhkins, but they look like Knight's Armor to me!!!
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11-17-2014, 10:45 PM | #13 |
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About to break one off in Pete's ass.
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11-17-2014, 10:45 PM | #14 |
Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
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Hey macaraina!
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11-17-2014, 10:45 PM | #15 |
Shaken. Not stirred.
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VARSITY
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Really blew his wad
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