Video Games stupid ****ing hackers - Page 9

Hootie · 12-01-2014, 08:50 PM

some dumbass 'Lizard Squad' group decided to hack Xbox Live because they are a bunch of bundle of stickss so now the entire network is down and that's how I watch MNF and all of my cable so I literally have nothing to do tonight

why don't these losers get lives? What is the point of this?

Katipan · 12-02-2014, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by TimBone

Hahahahaha.....this whole exchange has been excellent.

Clay, you didn't tip until you were 25?

Or put the tip in.

**Bugeater** · 12-02-2014, 12:22 AM

The first time my wife and I had lunch together we paid our own bills. That seems to have worked out ok.

Hammock Parties · 12-02-2014, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by TimBone

Hahahahaha.....this whole exchange has been excellent.

Clay, you didn't tip until you were 25?

I don't ****ing remember. I was a cheap bastard for a long time though.

I still don't tip more than 15%.

**Bugeater** · 12-02-2014, 12:23 AM

I also never asked her father for permission to marry her.

Hootie · 12-02-2014, 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Count Alex's Wins

I split a bill with a girl and it literally had zero negative repercussions.

well that's good for you, then

I guess

I couldn't imagine splitting a bill with a girl I was really into on our first date ... like, could not imagine. It would also never happen, so I really don't have to imagine it, anyways.

Hammock Parties · 12-02-2014, 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

Well, if a girl ever decides to marry you, I'm sure the least of her concerns are going to be whether or not you asked her father for permission. She already stooped to the Internet to find a partner, pretty sure she's not worried about if said partner is an old fashioned gentleman ...

No one is stooping anymore finding their SO on the internet.

Everyone is doing it.

****ing model looking chicks and guys making 150k a year are doing it.

Just shut up and play your Xbox.

Hootie · 12-02-2014, 12:25 AM

you guys are cheap ****s

holy ****

if I ever do get married or ever do have children I will know two things:

1) on our first date, I paid
2) our children will know that on their first dates, if they are boys, they pay. If they are girls, they do not pay.

and a bonus 3) tip 20% you cheap miserable ****s

**TimBone** · 12-02-2014, 12:26 AM

Hootie, I'm watching HBOGo now on my Xbox one. So it seems to be back up. Just letting you know.

**TimBone** · 12-02-2014, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

Or put the tip in.

I thought that was closer to 29.

Hootie · 12-02-2014, 12:27 AM

pure laziness

I'll find my girls like an adult perusing the local bars

the internet is just such a sleezy dating pipeline...I'll stick to grabbin' dudes butts as they walk by and then vigorously pointing at the girl next to me and hoping she finds it funny and lets me roofie her drink a few times and then falls for the 'man we were both really drunk!' line in the morning and wants a 2nd date (that I'd pay for, btw)

Hammock Parties · 12-02-2014, 12:27 AM

Listen, it was just the universe bringing me some good karma. Because I paid for drinks AND bowling with another girl the previous week...and I will never see her again.

The universe said...gee man...what a great guy you are...just takin' a bitch out and showing her a damn good time and paying her way. You know what man...that chick doesn't even deserve you...here's one that does and by the way, she's gonna split this bill with you. Enjoy man. ****ing enjoy. You earned this one.

Hootie · 12-02-2014, 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by TimBone

Hootie, I'm watching HBOGo now on my Xbox one. So it seems to be back up. Just letting you know.

still ****ing down for me **** suck cock ****

Hootie · 12-02-2014, 12:29 AM

you paid for drinks AND bowling?!

wow

you deserve a ton of great karma for that

**Bugeater** · 12-02-2014, 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

you guys are cheap ****s

holy ****

if I ever do get married or ever do have children I will know two things:

1) on our first date, I paid
2) our children will know that on their first dates, if they are boys, they pay. If they are girls, they do not pay.

and a bonus 3) tip 20% you cheap miserable ****s

You must be under the mistaken impression that your kids are actually going to listen to you.

And I tip anywhere from 20-30%.

**TimBone** · 12-02-2014, 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Count Alex's Wins

Listen, it was just the universe bringing me some good karma. Because I paid for drinks AND bowling with another girl the previous week...and I will never see her again.

The universe said...gee man...what a great guy you are...just takin' a bitch out and showing her a damn good time and paying her way. You know what man...that chick doesn't even deserve you...here's one that does and by the way, she's gonna split this bill with you. Enjoy man. ****ing enjoy. You earned this one.

I hope it works out with her man. I really do.

In the back of her mind though....there's always gonna be that check incident on the first date..

12-01-2014, 08:50 PM
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	stupid ing hackers some dumbass 'Lizard Squad' group decided to hack Xbox Live because they are a bunch of bundle of stickss so now the entire network is down and that's how I watch MNF and all of my cable so I literally have nothing to do tonight why don't these losers get lives? What is the point of this?
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12-02-2014, 12:22 AM	#122
Bugeater The Maintenance Guy Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate Casino cash: $3992680	The first time my wife and I had lunch together we paid our own bills. That seems to have worked out ok.
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12-02-2014, 12:23 AM	#124
Bugeater The Maintenance Guy Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate Casino cash: $3992680	I also never asked her father for permission to marry her.
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12-02-2014, 12:25 AM	#127
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	you guys are cheap **s holy if I ever do get married or ever do have children I will know two things: 1) on our first date, I paid 2) our children will know that on their first dates, if they are boys, they pay. If they are girls, they do not pay. and a bonus 3) tip 20% you cheap miserable **s
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12-02-2014, 12:26 AM	#128
TimBone Mostly Ignored Join Date: Jul 2013 Casino cash: $8419985	Hootie, I'm watching HBOGo now on my Xbox one. So it seems to be back up. Just letting you know.
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12-02-2014, 12:27 AM	#130
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	pure laziness I'll find my girls like an adult perusing the local bars the internet is just such a sleezy dating pipeline...I'll stick to grabbin' dudes butts as they walk by and then vigorously pointing at the girl next to me and hoping she finds it funny and lets me roofie her drink a few times and then falls for the 'man we were both really drunk!' line in the morning and wants a 2nd date (that I'd pay for, btw)
Posts: 56,356

12-02-2014, 12:27 AM	#131
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $750478	Listen, it was just the universe bringing me some good karma. Because I paid for drinks AND bowling with another girl the previous week...and I will never see her again. The universe said...gee man...what a great guy you are...just takin' a bitch out and showing her a damn good time and paying her way. You know what man...that chick doesn't even deserve you...here's one that does and by the way, she's gonna split this bill with you. Enjoy man. ****ing enjoy. You earned this one. __________________ Chiefs game films
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12-02-2014, 12:29 AM	#133
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	you paid for drinks AND bowling?! wow you deserve a ton of great karma for that
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