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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Colorado
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I blame it on your dad.
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Springfield, Mo.
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Oh..man. wish i could remember half of the things i've said in anger to anyone of my ex's.
I should preface any post i makd in this thread with ' Never ever say this'. Never refer to her as a 'Dimpley assed bitch'.
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: OP/KC/Whatever
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Everything I've ever said to an ex is regrettable. That time and breath should have been spent on something better.
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FINALLY! The wait is over.
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Future Is Now!!!
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Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: clear out in the sticks
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Lmao that's getting burned right there! I tee'd that one right up for ya
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Cast Iron Jedi
Join Date: Nov 2004
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Several years ago, my wife and I were arguing quietly while standing in line for a movie. Something came up during the argument about which we had argued many times. It was a card she used to pull all the time, and it drove me crazy. In my infinite wisdom, I decided to point it out and said, "Are we gonna argue about this again, 'cause I'm gonna need a ****in' chair." It did not go over well.
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Beyond the Rapids
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Langley, VA
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Wasted away again...
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: in Margaritaville
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I would have bet money that your submission would be, "Why can't women flip bottle caps"?
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Red, White & Blue for the U.S.
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: The Great Northwest now..
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arrrgghhhhhh, you're killin me. Hope all's well with you & Soph
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Wasted away again...
Join Date: Aug 2000
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The look on your face the next morning when I told you that you called your wife at 1:30 AM to ask her that was priceless.
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The shit-winds are blowin
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Sunnyvale trailer park
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Back in high school I had this girlfriend..I jokingly whistled at her like you would a dog one day. She didn't take it in a bad way and just laughed about it. Well like your typical bitch she went nuts out of nowhere one night and we broke up. We continued to talk though (and fight) and she got super flirty around Valentine's Day. Obviously she wanted something out of me I thought.
Put up with this shit, I shall not. She said she might leave me a little something in my car on V Day. So I said alright..still bitter about things, I poured a bowl of Kibbles N Bits and left it in my car where she would see it. She ended up giving me a cool little craft she personally made..never have I felt like a bigger asshole in my life. She did cheat though so I guess we can call it even? |
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Inmem 2.0
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: My house
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You look like Brian Urlacher
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I didn’t say mud, I said crud.
Join Date: Jan 2012
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My mother and I was arguing around 7 years ago. She blew something out of proportion and she went bat shit crazy over nothing, really it was nothing. I think it was $6 she loaned somebody. I then called her a ****ing a idiot
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Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Sioux City, IA
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"What I meant to say was 'please pass the butter for my toast' . What I ended up saying was 'you miserable bitch, you ruined my ****ing life'."
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